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Sunday, December 25th, 2005
11:22 pm	ZacharyH527: how was Christmas Day morning? Molydeus85: was good...i got myself a 250gig hard drive ZacharyH527: why do you need a hard drive? ZacharyH527: to steal? Molydeus85: yeah, to steal from the jews in hollywood ZacharyH527: that's messed up Molydeus85: yeah, i'm a burden on society ZacharyH527: well, I dunno about that ZacharyH527: but it's wrong to steal from people whose work you enjoy Molydeus85: i dont remember ever excersing morals on the internet before ZacharyH527: this is different from telling rape victims that it was their fault Molydeus85: yeah, emotional damage is different than not giving potential money to film makers ZacharyH527: but we've argued about this before, so let's just not ZacharyH527: what else did you get? Molydeus85: k Molydeus85: some clothes, a hat that says "I'm a Legend in Japan" Molydeus85: which is actually true Molydeus85: long story ZacharyH527: yeah, I've heard it ZacharyH527: a legend cause they desperately want to be white, and here you are, a white guy, who desperately wants to be yellow ZacharyH527: it confuses them Molydeus85: yeah, urban legend ZacharyH527: Batman Molydeus85: i got the Firefly DVD of course ZacharyH527: see, I'm kinda up in the air about if I actually want it ZacharyH527: cause, they don't even really tell a story ZacharyH527: like, each episode is fun/deep/enjoyable ZacharyH527: but they don't lead anywhere ZacharyH527: and I dunno how many times I'd watch them Molydeus85: what? ZacharyH527: cause they were clearly going somewhere ZacharyH527: and I guess the movie took them there Molydeus85: so you dont want the Firefly DVDs because its an unfinished series? ZacharyH527: but the episodes are essentially parts 1-15 of something that should've, at the least been 1-22 ZacharyH527: I'm kinda undecided Molydeus85: i thought you already owned the DVDs ZacharyH527: nah ZacharyH527: I'm borrowing them from this chick Molydeus85: oh, so you watched the episodes without paying for the DVDs Molydeus85: gotcha ZacharyH527: I borrowed them from someone who owned them ZacharyH527: and I lent them something of mine in return ZacharyH527: which is highly legal Molydeus85: i dont see how that transaction benefitted Mr. Whedon Molydeus85: he got money for one person owning the DVDs, and two people watched them ZacharyH527: there's never been a legal case regarding the lending of DVD's ZacharyH527: there have been many regarding illegal file sharing Molydeus85: yet you were preaching that i was stealing from Whedon and causing him to lose money Molydeus85: not that i was breaking some internet law ZacharyH527: well, you were wrong on both counts ZacharyH527: and I'm wrong on just the one Molydeus85: alright, so we are both enjoying entertainment we didnt pay for, so i'm glad i wont have to listen to that bullshit again next time i download something Molydeus85: i'll just put up with being a petty criminal ZacharyH527: well, I think it's very different to lend something out and to purposefully download it Molydeus85: all the same to Whedon ZacharyH527: you have the means to keep the dl version ZacharyH527: I don't get to keep my loaner ZacharyH527: he's paid for the physical ownership of something, not for the viewership Molydeus85: again, only thing that matters is that you watched them without paying...Whedon's bank account cant tell the difference if i keep my file or not ZacharyH527: I think there's a line between borrowing the legally purchased version of something with the consent of the owner, in exchange for something else, than illegally downloading it ZacharyH527: granted, maybe I should pay Whedon for having watched the episodes ZacharyH527: but I don't know how to get it to him Molydeus85: there's a difference to you, but not to whom you're stealing from ZacharyH527: well, I didn't steal anything Molydeus85: you stole just as much as i did ZacharyH527: not at all ZacharyH527: you engaged in illegal file sharing ZacharyH527: there's no conceivable way for me to be guilty of any kind of crime Molydeus85: someone bought the DVDs, burned them onto their computer, and allowed people to "borrow" the DVDs from them ZacharyH527: but we've seen many court cases that question the legality of that ZacharyH527: there's no law that says it yet ZacharyH527: but it's clear that the people who own the rights to these DVDs have a problem with it Molydeus85: yeah, and i've admitted guilt to illegal file sharing, i dont care about that...but i'm not admitting guilt that you are any better than I am about not paying for what we've seen ZacharyH527: said people have no problem with the lending of DVD boxsets ZacharyH527: we've paid the same money, zero, yes Molydeus85: i own a copy of the DVDs ZacharyH527: okay, so you're in the clear now ZacharyH527: issue solved Molydeus85: but if i didnt own a copy, yeah, we would both have paid the same amount of money, which was nothing Molydeus85: putting us in the same boat, no matter how you look at it Molydeus85: because its all the same on Whedon's end ZacharyH527: no, not the same boat ZacharyH527: on Whedon's end, yeah Molydeus85: Whedon's end is what counts ZacharyH527: in every legal sense, no ZacharyH527: why is that what counts? Molydeus85: because he's the one being stolen from ZacharyH527: well, no ZacharyH527: I don't think he owns the rights to Firefly episodes ZacharyH527: he gets a cut ZacharyH527: but I think ownership belongs to Twentieth Century Fox Molydeus85: well i dont care who we are actually stealing from, but you know who i mean Molydeus85: and its all the same from a moral stance Molydeus85: legal stance, maybe not ZacharyH527: moral stance, no way ZacharyH527: there's nothing immoral about lending an item out ZacharyH527: you downloaded a version ZacharyH527: you had the means to then make those copies available to other people ZacharyH527: in fact, you probably did Molydeus85: i downloaded it from a friend who owned the DVDs...does that make a difference? ZacharyH527: no, I don't think so ZacharyH527: that friend is legally and morally allowed to make copies of the DVD Molydeus85: well its exactly the same thing, except the transaction is over the computer instead of physical ZacharyH527: but I don't think they're allowed to electronically transfer it ZacharyH527: I believe that's what the FBI warning says on the begining of each DVD Molydeus85: okay, i dont know why you keep bringing the law into this when i keep telling you to leave it out Molydeus85: thats not what we are arguing ZacharyH527: well, don't laws and morals go hand in hand? Molydeus85: yeah, i broke the law, thats fine and dandy with me Molydeus85: of course they dont ZacharyH527: laws are based on morals Molydeus85: jaywalking is based on morals? ZacharyH527: not all laws ZacharyH527: but do not steal, for instance Molydeus85: just the ones you pick and choose? ZacharyH527: no, just the ones that have a basis in morality Molydeus85: morality is subjective ZacharyH527: well, if that's the case, why are we arguing? What I find immoral shouldn't have any bearing on what you find immoral Molydeus85: because i've discovered your hypocrisy and i want to stop getting lectured from on high from someone who pays just as much as i do for what we both enjoy ZacharyH527: fine, no more lectures ZacharyH527: but what we did wasn't the same Molydeus85: no, our actions weren't the same, but it equates the same to the victim ZacharyH527: but next time you intend to download something like Batman Begins, just don't mention it to me Molydeus85: i tend not to, but you brought this up when i mentioned my new hard drive ZacharyH527: what if I buy a used Firefly DVD? ZacharyH527: Whedon's not getting paid ZacharyH527: but I legally purchased it ZacharyH527: is Whedon still a victim? ZacharyH527: I say no ZacharyH527: the method of how you're getting something informs whether it's hurting someone Molydeus85: okay, so one person buys a DVD, and then passes it on to someone else, and that person passes it on to someone else, until everyone in the country has watched the same copy of a legally purchased DVD Molydeus85: Whedon sold one DVD when he wanted to sell half a million Molydeus85: and he gets no money Molydeus85: i'd say he's hurt ZacharyH527: well, that's taking it to an extreme ZacharyH527: when that wasn't the situation with my copy ZacharyH527: but the exact version of yours, minus the legal part Molydeus85: i'm taking it to an extreme to simplfy it ZacharyH527: well, it's not a simple issue Molydeus85: to simplfy your logic of not hurting someone just because you didnt technically do anything wrong ZacharyH527: but I'm not proposing that one person buy the dvd and then share it around the world Molydeus85: lets do a less extreme version...every person who buys the Firefly DVD lends it out to one person to watch so they dont have to buy it...he sells 250K copies when he could have sold half a million if they didnt lend ZacharyH527: well, that assumes that everyone who watches it would've otherwise bought it Molydeus85: well if nobody lended, you have to assume that at least one of those 250K extra people would have bought it on their own Molydeus85: whether he lost one sale or a quarter of a million, its still the same Molydeus85: morally ZacharyH527: what about when a married couple, or just two people living together, buy one copy of something ZacharyH527: is there anything wrong with the person who didn't physically buy it using it? ZacharyH527: I say no ZacharyH527: I say there's a certain amount of sharing that they expect to go on with the purchase of an item ZacharyH527: and that is clearly okay with them Molydeus85: well you're right, they dont expect people to not lend it out ZacharyH527: but we've seen it demonstrated that they do have a problem with file sharing Molydeus85: but i'm demonstrating that half of that couple is just as guilt free as i am ZacharyH527: well, no ZacharyH527: because file sharing is not part of that expected lending Molydeus85: thats because file sharing is huge, and little things add up ZacharyH527: partially ZacharyH527: the other part being the law, which you don't want in on this Molydeus85: and i'll accept that i'm adding to the problem of file sharing and that i'm breaking the law, but i'm not going to let you say that i'm taking away from Whedon any more than you are ZacharyH527: fine Molydeus85: I love fagging it up (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 11th, 2005
4:53 pm	Molydeus85: i had another dream that i woke up to and was like "this would be an awesome movie" Oo raethan oO: oh? Oo raethan oO: what was it about? Oo raethan oO: do you remember? Molydeus85: okay, so its in the future, and these people go to a new planet for the first time, and its got jungles all over it, and its night and a huge storm is erupting and violent explosions of orange energy are lighting up the jungle in the dark Molydeus85: they come back to Earth with a small boy Molydeus85: but his arms and legs are contained in huge chucks of metal Molydeus85: so he cant move Oo raethan oO: ohh Molydeus85: ohh? Oo raethan oO: thats kinda scary, the hands and feet in metal Molydeus85: yeah Molydeus85: so anyway Molydeus85: they bring him to Earth, where the main research takes place, and he is put under the jurisdiction of a science department dealing with space and the like Molydeus85: they were going to present him to the public soon, but they discover that he is able to start moving under the heavy weight of the metal containing him Molydeus85: just slowly at first Molydeus85: so they keep adding on more metal to his limbs to constrain him Molydeus85: but still make him portable Molydeus85: but as time goes by, he is able to move under more and more weight Molydeus85: thats when the head scientist from the psychic department of the research facility shows up, and says that the boy's powers are psychic in nature and he wants to study him in his department Molydeus85: he explains that the boy has extreme psychic abilities, but not the kind where you can read minds and stuff Molydeus85: telekinesis of sorts Molydeus85: but he only knows how to use that abundant psychic energy on his own body Molydeus85: giving him immense strength Oo raethan oO: thata an awesome concept Molydeus85: so he confronts the entire board about the boy, explaining the psychic thing, and they grant the boy to his department Molydeus85: but secretly, he keeps adding more and more weight on the boy just like they were doing, because he saw from the space department's mistakes that giving him more weight increasingly was like weight training for his powers Molydeus85: and he was getting more and more powerful with the more weight he was given to his body Molydeus85: eventually, he designs a really cool looking metal suit for the boy to wear, that has extremely high density magnetic gravity systems worked into it, so that the scientist could make the suit as heavy as he wanted with a remote control Molydeus85: and he starts making the boy fight his other psychic experiments Molydeus85: training his powers Molydeus85: but he never lets the boy win Molydeus85: he always makes the suit too heavy towards the end Molydeus85: so eventually, the boy escapes somehow with the suit, and learns how to control the suit with a manual control on the leg Molydeus85: and he never completely unleashes his true power, he just takes some weight off whenever he needs more power Molydeus85: and i guess the story would go that the psychic department, along with the rest of the science place, would send people after him to try to capture him again Molydeus85: and the boy would try to find out about his home planet and who he really is Molydeus85: and if there are more people like him Molydeus85: but thats when i stopped dreaming Oo raethan oO: ah, fascinating Molydeus85: you think so? Molydeus85: i'd like to make a movie out if it, with really really awesome fights Oo raethan oO: yes Oo raethan oO: but why were his limbs in metal in the first place? did they do that when they captured him? Molydeus85: yeah Molydeus85: they had to somehow contain him Oo raethan oO: instead of like, handcuffing him? Molydeus85: but it was kind of a mystery how they captured him, i didnt see it in my dream Molydeus85: and i dont think its meant to be shown in the movie Oo raethan oO: ah Molydeus85: all i know is that the boy was sending off tons of orange pulses energies throughout that forest, and the people captured him the only way they could, and they contained him like that Molydeus85: if you handcuff yourself to a gorilla, you're gonna be flung around Molydeus85: you put two ton weights on the gorilla, it aint gonna move Oo raethan oO: right, so he was the one sending out the orange energy? Molydeus85: thats the idea i got from my dream Oo raethan oO: it sounds pretty awesome Molydeus85: that some source of crazy energy was being unleashed randomly and uncontrollably Molydeus85: and the people who landed on the planet went to get it Molydeus85: and they brought back a small boy Molydeus85: who looks human Oo raethan oO: sounds like a really vivid dream Molydeus85: i get them a lot Molydeus85: my dreams are 100 billion times more creative than i could ever hope to be Molydeus85: its like i have so much untapped imagination Oo raethan oO: i know, you always have dreams to tell me about Molydeus85: i amaze myself Oo raethan oO: being suppressed Oo raethan oO: heheh Molydeus85: i'm always waking up thinking "Wow...my mind actually thought that up" Molydeus85: "and I'm the only one who got to see it" Oo raethan oO: heh, its really unfortunate Oo raethan oO: you should write about this dream Molydeus85: i just did Molydeus85: to you Molydeus85: now it wont be lost Oo raethan oO: yes Oo raethan oO: true Oo raethan oO: i was thinking just to develop it and save it cohesively but yes, this works i guess Oo raethan oO: hey, i'll be right back, im gonna go get some poptarts Molydeus85: whatev Molydeus85: i wonder what i should call my movie Molydeus85: i think i'll call it "Akira" Molydeus85: i hope thats not taken (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 31st, 2005
5:16 pm	zacharyh527: party pants Molydeus85: whats up zacharyh527: nothing zacharyh527: what're you doing for halloweeeeeeen Molydeus85: i'm uploading my Halloween pics as we speak to Myspace zacharyh527: your girlfriend is a cat zacharyh527: you are into beastiality now, ha ha ha ha ha zacharyh527: owned Molydeus85: dont tell anybody Molydeus85: please Molydeus85: if word got out, i'd be really popular in Japan zacharyh527: can't have that zacharyh527: all your myspace comments are so old zacharyh527: doesn't that make you feel bad? Molydeus85: can you help a brotha out? zacharyh527: maybe zacharyh527: I'll see if something strikes me zacharyh527: did you get GLC? Molydeus85: not yet holmes, i'm waiting for the cash flow Molydeus85: i got a check from the movie theatre Molydeus85: that i'm waiting to be cleared zacharyh527: what if the Power Rangers were Penis Rangers? zacharyh527: What would that be like? Molydeus85: well i'd imagine they would all be boys, for one zacharyh527: well, at fist zacharyh527: first Molydeus85: and i would imagine the yellow penis ranger would be the smallest zacharyh527: but during the second season, they'd meet Penis Rangers who had special strap-on weapons Molydeus85: needless to say, the black penis ranger would be the leader zacharyh527: no, White Penis Ranger would be the leader zacharyh527: Black Penis Ranger would be his muscular assistant Molydeus85: and nobody would sleep in the same room as Pink Penis ranger zacharyh527: man, there's only three comics out for me this week zacharyh527: unless I get Ultimate Jesus by Mark Millar zacharyh527: did you watch Smallville last week? Molydeus85: no sir zacharyh527: Lana became a vampire Molydeus85: oh, good Molydeus85: its about time they did that story arc zacharyh527: and it turns out the first vampire came from bats that were in a cave with kryptonite Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: they wont leave the kryptonite alone on that show Molydeus85: its like the cause of world hunger zacharyh527: in the smallville universe, Hitler liked the jews until he was exposed to red kryptonite Molydeus85: heh Molydeus85: hey, did i tell you i am coming home this weekend? zacharyh527: hey, you did not Molydeus85: i am also bringing Katie zacharyh527: oh shit Molydeus85: so i expect some serious hanging outage this weekend zacharyh527: That means we can't go crusing for the ladies zacharyh527: I need a wingman Molydeus85: sure we can zacharyh527: and David said he can only be a wingman while using the wings of Wizendor, found high atop Warcraft Mountain Molydeus85: Warcraft Mountain is a pretty big mountain Molydeus85: it takes all your free time to climb it zacharyh527: well, it would be, if it existed zacharyh527: heh zacharyh527: any particular reason you're coming home this weekend? zacharyh527: now I've just started being obnoxious while he plays Warcraft zacharyh527: like yesterday, he was fighting a dragon zacharyh527: so I go behind him and look at his screen zacharyh527: and i'm like "how big is that dragon" zacharyh527: and he's like "about 4 times as big as me" Molydeus85: so thats like 4 inches zacharyh527: and so I'm like "how big would a tauren b e if that was real" Molydeus85: not that impressive for a dragon zacharyh527: and he's like 8 feet zacharyh527: and I'm like "so the dragon would be roughly 32 feet" zacharyh527: "that dragon wouldn't fit in here" zacharyh527: "why don't you hide from the dragon?" zacharyh527: "you should hide the crevices of the cave so the dragon can't see you" zacharyh527: etc Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: and i am coming home this weekend because my parents need help with painting and stuff Molydeus85: and i wanted Katie to meet my family and friends after i just met hers Molydeus85: but we are gonna go get stuff to eat Molydeus85: so i shall check you later zacharyh527: bye (Comment on this)
Friday, October 28th, 2005
5:03 pm	Molydeus85: do you know who this is? Molydeus85: i've been called many names...Batman, the Bats, Batman and Robin, Batman Detective Comics, the Dark Knight, the Dark Crusader, Batman, Kevin, Batman Returns... PhetusPolice: bruce lee? Molydeus85: no, Bruce Lee cant beat Batman Molydeus85: thats just a fact PhetusPolice: damn straight Molydeus85: Batman has everything...he's the best martial artist ever, he's the smartest guy ever, he's got the best technology ever, and he's got the best costume ever PhetusPolice: wait PhetusPolice: bruce lee would pwn batman Molydeus85: and he hooks up with Catwoman, the sexiest lady ever PhetusPolice: batman just knows ninjitsu Molydeus85: BATMAN IS IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA PhetusPolice: bruce lee knows wing chun kung fu and jeet kune do PhetusPolice: which he MADE Molydeus85: he would call down Superman Molydeus85: listen, i'm not saying that Batman would beat Bruce Lee, i'm just....wait, yeah, yeah i am Molydeus85: Batman has technology Molydeus85: and he's a genius PhetusPolice: so is bruce lee Molydeus85: Bruce Lee is a martial arts genius PhetusPolice: except instead of gadgets, he put more concentration in his body Molydeus85: not a science genius Molydeus85: Batman is a well rounded genius Molydeus85: and he's got +5 to dexterity Molydeus85: Bruce Lee only has +3 PhetusPolice: what?! bruce lee has +10 Molydeus85: well then he's got -15 to being cool Molydeus85: and -1039457473 to beating Batman PhetusPolice: bruce lee is way cool Molydeus85: Batman can absorb fire damage PhetusPolice: bruce lee has a one-inch punch Molydeus85: so does Uma Thurman PhetusPolice: no she doies Molydeus85: doesn't mean she can beat Batman PhetusPolice: she doesn't* Molydeus85: yeah, i know, Uma Thurman isn't real PhetusPolice: i kno Molydeus85: but Batman is, and he's got grappling hooks and shit Molydeus85: 'nuff said PhetusPolice: useless during a fight. only for stealth its cool Molydeus85: Batman isn't stupid enough to take on Bruce Lee head on...i'll give Lee san some props for that...but Batman will sneak up on Bruce Lee and hang him from a building and be all tuff and intimidating PhetusPolice: sneak up.. on bruce lee? PhetusPolice: is this a fight? PhetusPolice: or is this when bruce lee's walkin down the street one day PhetusPolice: and falls in one of batman's traps Molydeus85: who knows? you'll never know....until its too late Molydeus85: but by then, you're already dead Molydeus85: thats how the Batman works PhetusPolice: batman wouldn't stoop to setting up a trap like that so randomly on a good man Molydeus85: unless he found out that Bruce Lee killed his parents Molydeus85: then he would confront Bruce Lee, and they would fight, but then they would realize that Batman found out this misinformation from none other than....THE JOKER Molydeus85: so they team up and fight the Joker Molydeus85: but the Joker has elite ninjas that Ra's Al Ghul lent him Molydeus85: and they have clown masks on PhetusPolice: so now its co-op, eh? Molydeus85: so Bruce Lee fights the ninjas single handedly while Batman goes after the Joker PhetusPolice: should be a game Molydeus85: but when he finally pins down the Joker, it is revealed that its not actually the Joker, but instead its THE HULK Molydeus85: so Batman fights the Hulk and wins and everybody loves him more than Bruce Lee Molydeus85: the end Molydeus85: thats why Batman is better PhetusPolice: batman beating the hulk? PhetusPolice: ..that's pushing it Molydeus85: all he has to do is use SCIENCE Molydeus85: he's got tons of points in his Science skill PhetusPolice: yeah, he uses his science skills to realize that he's going to get fucked int he ass, because there's no way to stop the fucking hulk Molydeus85: sure there is...Bruce Banner has made antitodes to bring him out of the Hulk Molydeus85: Batman just has to make one himself PhetusPolice: okay, so when hulk is standing in front of him, fucking pissed off, about to rip off batman's head, batman is goign to run to the laboratory, spend a shitload of time figuring out the antidote PhetusPolice: load it up into a gun, shoot at him, and claim victory? PhetusPolice: nuh-uh Molydeus85: you obviously know nothing about Batman PhetusPolice: you're dictating the event that batman knows everything about his enemy beforehand, and has time to prep for it, maybe months worth of time to prep Molydeus85: listen, this is the reason why you will never be Batman Molydeus85: you just dont get it PhetusPolice: i don't wanna be batman PhetusPolice: i wanna be bruce lee Molydeus85: well once you become Bruce Lee, then come face me PhetusPolice: aight Molydeus85: we shall then see who is superior PhetusPolice: i'm down for it Molydeus85: i noticed on your facebook that you're really into martial arts and stuff PhetusPolice: it's the best video game ever ^_^ Molydeus85: i've been dying to find a sparring partner or just someone to work with PhetusPolice: i suck, though Molydeus85: i forgive you PhetusPolice: thanks Molydeus85: but i'm sure there is plenty we could learn from each other...i've been studying since 3rd grade PhetusPolice: i've been studyin since uh.. the beginning of the summer PhetusPolice: ...yea Molydeus85: well even if its just me teaching you, i'd love for an excuse to get off this damn computer and keep up my training PhetusPolice: word PhetusPolice: so uh PhetusPolice: who are you Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: Kurosaki san Molydeus85: i found you on facebook PhetusPolice: ah interesting PhetusPolice: shame is i don't remember much of the japanese names Molydeus85: i'm Kevin, the guy who helped you with the Japanese skit in the science library PhetusPolice: ah yes PhetusPolice: what's shakin Molydeus85: not much PhetusPolice: i'm almost done with full metal alchemist. i'm on ep 45 Molydeus85: yeah? it only gets crazier from there Molydeus85: the end of the series is just one big mindfuck PhetusPolice: i love those ^_^ Molydeus85: i'm actually making a Flash parody of FMA PhetusPolice: oh? interesting PhetusPolice: should send me that hwen you're done Molydeus85: are you easily offended? PhetusPolice: not at all Molydeus85: cool Molydeus85: its called Full Nazi Alchemist PhetusPolice: lol Molydeus85: its the first thing i've ever tried making with Flash, so its just random animations of Hitler transmuting things and stuff Molydeus85: to the fourth opening song PhetusPolice: rofl PhetusPolice: my roomate just downloaded soul calibur 3 Molydeus85: i just played it tonight PhetusPolice: it's sweet Molydeus85: at the anime club...and i beat the president of the club, who was undefeated previously Molydeus85: i was Lizardman Molydeus85: they totally made Lizardman good, finally PhetusPolice: what? i owned the anime club guy PhetusPolice: a while ago PhetusPolice: me and my friends, who played sc2 every week Molydeus85: Mikhail? PhetusPolice: we went to the anime club, because we heard ther ewas a guy undefeated there PhetusPolice: and we took turns, and all killed him PhetusPolice: lol PhetusPolice: i don't remember his name Molydeus85: tall guy? dark hair? PhetusPolice: i think so Molydeus85: haha, cool PhetusPolice: soul calibur 3 is so much fun Molydeus85: yeah, he takes the game real seriously too PhetusPolice: lol yeah, he seemed kinda sad when we beat him PhetusPolice: lol PhetusPolice: are you good? Molydeus85: nah, i just get lucky sometimes Molydeus85: i'm a button masher (Comment on this)
5:01 pm	Molydeus85: so you were born in Japan? Molydeus85: how long did you live there? Apple7711: yes Apple7711: until i came here as freshman Molydeus85: wow Apple7711: but i speak kinda good english no? lol Molydeus85: you speak english so well Molydeus85: i figured you came here as a child or something Apple7711: lol im just buggin Apple7711: no i lived in japan for 19 years n now im 22 Molydeus85: but they teach english in school over in Japan, right? Apple7711: yeah Apple7711: high school Molydeus85: how good at english do you think the average person in Japan is? Apple7711: hmmm its hard to see..i dont know maybe their writing or reading skill may be better than speaking.. not sure.. Molydeus85: well you are very good at both Molydeus85: i hope someday i could be half as good at Japanese as you are at English Apple7711: oh please u probably speak better japanese than i ! Molydeus85: yeah right! Apple7711: cuz i dont speak japanese that much here Molydeus85: i'm in Japanese 101 Apple7711: oh ok but i thought ur skit was really good for 101 Molydeus85: arigato gozaimasu, sensei ;-) Apple7711: ;-) Apple7711: douitashimashite Apple7711: where are you from Molydeus85: Westchester, its south of here Molydeus85: near the city Apple7711: oh yeah like sapphire Molydeus85: yeah, i live very close to her Apple7711: cool Apple7711: do u like it here? Molydeus85: in Albany? nah, its pretty crummy lol Molydeus85: i wanna move out to California Apple7711: nice. cuz i hate it here Molydeus85: do you want to go back to Japan? Molydeus85: cause i wouldnt blame you :-P Apple7711: yeah i miss tokyo but i love nyc Molydeus85: you shouldnt judge this country based on the past three years...its not doing so great Molydeus85: all this war and terrorism and stuff Apple7711: yeah but im only hating albany for its depressing elements Molydeus85: yeah, Albany is pretty depressing Apple7711: i love going to westchester with sapphie, or nyc,,, Apple7711: i was in nyc for three month during the summer and it was so much fun Molydeus85: are NYC and Tokyo very similiar? Apple7711: yes and no cuz both of them are very big and lots of things are going on, but nyc is more interesting to me because of the diversity Apple7711: people Molydeus85: yeah, lots and lots of different people are in NYC Apple7711: yeah Molydeus85: do Japanese people in Japan get offended if you try to speak Japanese to them but you suck at it? Apple7711: no Molydeus85: what if someone doesn't know the customs and stuff? like if I walked into someone's house without taking my shoes off Apple7711: oh they will tell u lol but they wont get mad or anything Molydeus85: so why did you want to come to SUNY Albany from Japan? Apple7711: i thought it was close to the city Molydeus85: thats cool Apple7711: but it wasnt.. Molydeus85: heh, nah, its not that close Molydeus85: its closer to the city than someplace like Kansas Molydeus85: so you weren't that far off Apple7711: lol (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
2:30 am	James Massacre: Hello. You must die. Molydeus85: We all must die eventually James Massacre: True, but your stay here will be abbreviated Molydeus85: yeah, probably James Massacre: Plus I need to sue you James Massacre: So I need your contact info James Massacre: Because I need toe surgery Molydeus85: haha, ah, so this is Derek James Massacre: Toes this good are HARD TO COME BY! James Massacre: No, I've talked to Derek. I'm the other guy you kicked in the toes James Massacre: People call me... James Massacre: Sven James Massacre: Sven because it's kind of like Seven... James Massacre: Seven toes that I have that are STILL FUNCTIONAL Molydeus85: People named you after the number of functional toes you have? James Massacre: Well, they would do that to you, too... James Massacre: If you were a TOE MAGICIAN! Molydeus85: If I was a toe magician, I wouldnt have dysfunctional toes. James Massacre: If you were a toe magician, you'd have more respect for FEET! Molydeus85: Or less respect, if I was an evil magician. James Massacre: Now I try to make #6 disappear... James Massacre: BUT HE'S TOO FAT TO HIDE! James Massacre: Or more respect... James Massacre: FROM SATAN James Massacre: If he existed... James Massacre: WHICH HE DOES James Massacre: In a theme park... Molydeus85: a theme park....IN HELL James Massacre: Or New Jersey... James Massacre: That's why so many kids are afraid of clowns... James Massacre: SATAN James Massacre: And then heaven tries to counter with Seasame Street... James Massacre: But it sucks James Massacre: And Satan is a better thumb wrestler James Massacre: So, God is pretty much fucked in the ass Molydeus85: Remember that time we touched hands? Molydeus85: We had a moment there. Molydeus85: I wish someone took a picture. James Massacre: Yeah, I know I'm the one that made contact... James Massacre: But you set it up James Massacre: And you liked it Molydeus85: Guilty as charged James Massacre: And now you're breaking the cardinal rule... James Massacre: of never mentioning that again... James Massacre: That's a pact held by mankind since his existence Molydeus85: Mankind is a male...sweet James Massacre: Any awkward, potentially interpreted as homo-erotic unintentional contact between two men must never be spoken about again James Massacre: Now we must duel Molydeus85: Can I choose our weapons? James Massacre: No James Massacre: 10 paces James Massacre: Turn James Massacre: And throw oranges at each other James Massacre: Until someone submits James Massacre: Tis a terrible fate James Massacre: Death via orange James Massacre: Many a man have perished by the hand of Juicy vitamin C goodness Molydeus85: Oh man, if that citric acid gets in your eye, you are screwed James Massacre: no, YOU ARE SCREWED James Massacre: For I am a part time ninja James Massacre: And I have seen many ninja films James Massacre: Which practically makes me Bruce Lee James Massacre: On crack James Massacre: Which is extra dangerous James Massacre: Because sometimes I'll think I kicked you in the face James Massacre: But I didn't... James Massacre: But you don't know that I think I didn't Molydeus85: I once collected all the dragonballs, making my power level a million James Massacre: So you think that I might know that I didn't kick you James Massacre: But you're not sure, so you have to assume that I did James Massacre: And that can be lethal James Massacre: I knew you were the one that set it up James Massacre: All you think about are balls James Massacre: And now you want dragon balls James Massacre: And a million at that Molydeus85: I know, I have a problem James Massacre: Your fate is sealed James Massacre: Or will be... James Massacre: INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED! James Massacre is away at 1:57:41 AM. Molydeus85: at least its not sealed in with a bunch of other fates Auto response from James Massacre: Of all of the semi-inspiration "how to live life" bull shit that people spew out of their mouths, I think that things along the line of "Have no regrets" are the worst. If you ever hear anyone say anything like that, do yourself a favor, and do them a favor, and promptly stab them in the pupil with a metallic object. As they moan and scream, take the time to ask them "Do you regret saying that to me, you one-eyed asshole?!" Molydeus85: mine gets it's own wrapper Molydeus85: be that Maddox that your away message quoteth? James Massacre: Who the fuck is Maddox? James Massacre returned at 1:58:50 AM. James Massacre: That's a Derek Rhein original James Massacre: And you betta recognize Molydeus85: really? well then you write like Maddox James Massacre: I have yet to meet Maddox Molydeus85: http://maddox.xmission.com/ James Massacre: And when I do, I'll beat the fuck out of him James Massacre: Because there can only be one Molydeus85: i dunno, he's a pirate James Massacre: Yeah, and I have oranges James Massacre: And pirates always die from Scurvy James Massacre: I've got the upperhand Molydeus85: yeah, but oranges prevent scurvy James Massacre: Plus I have the Captain James Massacre: Yeah, I know James Massacre: He'll want the oranges James Massacre: It's a distraction Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: i see James Massacre: You have much to learn James Massacre: But yeah, Captain Crunch James Massacre: His job is to brutally murder pirates James Massacre: With the captain, I make it happen James Massacre: Dead pirates Molydeus85: this one time, i ate Captain Crunch, but only ate the crunch berries Molydeus85: i felt like such a bad ass James Massacre: Yes, he writes like me...Maddox this is... James Massacre: Only an inferior version of me James Massacre: Not as clever Molydeus85: then you should make your own site James Massacre: And Peanut Butter crunch is for the true bad ass James Massacre: Because normal peanut butter sticks to your mouth James Massacre: This peanut butter said "Fuck that" James Massacre: And when my cereal drops the F-bomb, I know it's for me James Massacre: That's why I don't like Cheerios James Massacre: They can only say "OOOOOOOOO" James Massacre: So I'm like "OOOOOOOOOO what?" And they never give me a straight answer Molydeus85: haha, the worst my cereal has ever cursed was when Count Chocula called me a "nigga" James Massacre: And then the cookie monster doll just rolls its eyes James Massacre: And Tucan Sam is busy smoking his crack James Massacre: Snap Crackle and Pop are whipping up a fresh batch of it James Massacre: I mean, I just want my cereal to listen to me... Molydeus85: yeah, but Crackle is always whacked out of his mind and shaking in the corner James Massacre: And I talk to Tony the Tiger about it James Massacre: And all he says is "THEY'RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE GREAT!!!!" James Massacre: He always fuckin take their side! James Massacre: I hate Tony! He's such a DICK! James Massacre: The only cool dude is the rabbit James Massacre: We're tired of Trix James Massacre: Those kids gotta die James Massacre: So, we're working covert with the guys from Cookie Crisp James Massacre: And the Captain James Massacre: We're going to kick SO much ass James Massacre: You're not even replying, but because this plan excites me so much, I'm going to keep typing James Massacre: And I'm going to quote myself, for everyone to read James Massacre: And it'll be like Hitler style James Massacre: It'll be published, but nobody is going to do shit James Massacre: And I'ma follow the plan step by step! James Massacre: AND RULE THE MILK-DOUSED UNIVERSE! Molydeus85: i just dont have much to add to your plan, thats all Molydeus85: its pretty air tight James Massacre is away at 2:14:04 AM. (Comment on this)
Friday, September 16th, 2005
5:52 pm	zacharyh527: long time no touch Molydeus85: long time touch not zacharyh527: Yoda? zacharyh527: what's up? Molydeus85: nothing really Molydeus85: Katie and I became official yesterday zacharyh527: officially nerdy? Molydeus85: stop joking around zacharyh527: sorry Molydeus85: you know i became officially nerdy awhile ago zacharyh527: but I use humor to hide my pain Molydeus85: i use pain to hide my humor Molydeus85: *tumor zacharyh527: I use my butt to hide drugs at the airport Molydeus85: i use my penis to hide STDs inside unsuspecting ladies zacharyh527: I use my penis to... zacharyh527: aw, who are we kidding zacharyh527: I never use it Molydeus85: sure you do...like that time you masturbated Molydeus85: remember that time? zacharyh527: that was once Molydeus85: well never say never Molydeus85: maybe someday you'll have a Katie of your own zacharyh527: I will never stop loving you Molydeus85: i was playing WoW and Katie was watching, and I was with this guy and we were fighting some monsters, and I kept throwing in random homoerotic statements between things i would say Molydeus85: like "Lets get that level 20 zombie" then "I'm attracted to both men and woman" then "I think we can take it" zacharyh527: ha ha Molydeus85: and at first he would ignore it, especially because he needed me to do the quests...but then it would become more obvious zacharyh527: heh Molydeus85: like "Sorry about that, i almost got us killed" then "I get so horny sometimes" then "Lets keep going" zacharyh527: nice Molydeus85: and i think he was like foreign, because he started saying stuff like "Why do you tell this to me?" Molydeus85: and "Stop with telling me these things" zacharyh527: did you stop? Molydeus85: nah Molydeus85: but i just made it more and more obvious, and i started doing emotes too Molydeus85: like while he was sitting and resting, i would come up right in front of him and do the emote: *Andaro humps your face* Molydeus85: my character's name is Andaro zacharyh527: I figured Molydeus85: then after that he said "Dont do stuff with my body" Molydeus85: so i did the emote *Andaro does stuff with your body* Molydeus85: i have to go pretend i'm a wizard Molydeus85: talk to you later? zacharyh527: I have to pretend I'm a Jew zacharyh527: ok Molydeus85: hahaha Molydeus85: k, cya zacharyh527: bye (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
3:16 pm	Molydeus85: i'm all about your suitemate Their Revolution: What suitemate? Molydeus85: Heather Their Revolution: Reaaaally. Their Revolution: Is she into you? Molydeus85: yeah, i'll up into that shit, yo Molydeus85: i'd say she is Their Revolution: Oh damn yo well tap that like it's your job. Molydeus85: it is my job Molydeus85: i get paid Their Revolution: You're a pig. Molydeus85: you're a whore Their Revolution: How so? Their Revolution: You know absoooolutely nothing about my sex life. haha Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: we laugh when we make jokes Their Revolution: haha Their Revolution: oooh geez. Molydeus85: listen you fetus trash bag, dont be jealous that we are in love Their Revolution: Fuck you anal rider. Love is for the weak. Their Revolution: Kevin and Heather. ooooooooooh. Molydeus85: I think you're mistaking love for letting multiple guys jizz on your face at the same time Their Revolution: I'm not really into that so I wouldn't know. but I think that's an interesting comparison you've made. I guess that everyone has a little freak in them, eh kevin? Molydeus85: i'm just trying to understand you, baby Their Revolution: Try a little harder cupcake. Molydeus85: awww, i bet you say that to all the guys Molydeus85: literally...all the guys Their Revolution: I work my magic, you know. Molydeus85: i've got a magic wand Their Revolution: ... Their Revolution: On that note, I'll talk to you loater. Their Revolution: haha I'm going out, I'm coming home tomorrow afternoon though. Molydeus85: too bad you're not Heather's roommate Their Revolution: I wouldnt let you in my room. Molydeus85: we would get our juices all over your bed Their Revolution: that makes me want to vommit. Their Revolution: I'd set her bed on fire. Molydeus85: so does your spelling Their Revolution: Shut up. i'm trying to lay down and type. Their Revolution: it's a fucking typo, hard ass. Molydeus85: laying down and typing? quite a multi-task Molydeus85: what else do you try to do while laying down? Molydeus85: be respected by guys? Their Revolution: lmao Their Revolution: You're a funny one. Their Revolution: You've gotta do what you've gotta do. Molydeus85: and what i've got to do is your suitemate Their Revolution: Do you have any hot roomates? Their Revolution: My boyfriend is bringing me back to school on sunday Molydeus85: yeah, come on over and take your pick Their Revolution: haha yeeeeeeh. Their Revolution: I've given up on Albany guys Their Revolution: I don't fit that... mold. Molydeus85: your boyfriend? what, did he buy you for the whole weekend or something? Their Revolution: HAHAHA Their Revolution: fuck you. I'll talk to you later. Their Revolution: pccccc kevster. (Comment on this)
Friday, September 2nd, 2005
11:58 am	Molydeus85: hey birthday boy LordOfDahRings: hey baby Molydeus85: you going to Sensation today? LordOfDahRings: yea LordOfDahRings: i skipped my mornintg class Molydeus85: i skipped my morning masturbation Molydeus85: and my mid-morning masturbation Molydeus85: and my masturbation before lunch LordOfDahRings: heheh Molydeus85: want to go to class together? maybe hold hands? Molydeus85: maybe rub cocks together and start a LOVE FIRE? LordOfDahRings: oh BABBeH LordOfDahRings: lol Molydeus85: but yeah, that class is huge, so lets wait outside the LC so we can sit together Molydeus85: and then we can touch each other under the table LordOfDahRings: mebbe LordOfDahRings: i feel ill LordOfDahRings: chinese food poisoning Molydeus85: do you? Molydeus85: ouch, MSG is a bitch Molydeus85: Marti Gras this year is gonna be the SHIT Molydeus85: they are already started by taking off their clothes and going KUH-RAZY in the streets LordOfDahRings: nice Molydeus85: and this year, they will have a water park Molydeus85: "Krazy Katrina's Wild Adventure" LordOfDahRings: heheh LordOfDahRings: dc has some bad porn Molydeus85: no kidding? LordOfDahRings: but... there's a decent one if u mute it LordOfDahRings: with like 4 chicks raping this other chick Molydeus85: yeah, chicks love raping other chicks LordOfDahRings: it's in their genes Molydeus85: yeah, i think its like an evolutionary instinct LordOfDahRings is away at 11:51:08 AM. Molydeus85: bastard (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 1st, 2005
11:54 am	Molydeus85: damn, i wish i had that conversation saved Molydeus85: i IM this girl i talked to maybe once from facebook Molydeus85: and i'm like "Lets exchange juices" Molydeus85: and she says "sure, do you like orange juice?" Molydeus85: and I say "Yeah, do you like semen?" Molydeus85: and she said "No" Molydeus85: so I suggested that we should try making a baby using a condom Molydeus85: and just keep trying until it works Molydeus85: she didnt like that idea Molydeus85: so then i said we should try this new idea called "intercourse" Molydeus85: and then she blocked me Molydeus85: so I went on another screen name, and was like "Do you know my brother, the sexy Kevinator?" Molydeus85: and she said "who is this?" Molydeus85: and I said "Boromir, i saw you on the myspace" Molydeus85: and she said "Oh, hi, i dont know your brother" Molydeus85: and then I said "I thought maybe we could exchange some juices" Molydeus85: then she blocked me again Molydeus85: made me laugh pretty hard Molydeus85: yeah, uh huh, dont respond...i dont really care what you think Molydeus85: i'm going to go cry in the shower for an hour or two LordOfDahRings: lol (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
2:22 am	Molydeus85: hey lpop43: I'M TRYING TO WATCH PORN Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: i'm a bad bad man lpop43: I know. Molydeus85: i've been seeing this really hot goth chick around campus Molydeus85: and now i think i'm in love lpop43: ... Molydeus85: i tried looking her up on facebook Molydeus85: couldnt find her lpop43: hahah lpop43: So that pretty much forgos the 'are you going to stalk her' question. lpop43: Because the answer is already yes. Molydeus85: the answer was yes a long long time ago lpop43: Most people don't like. lpop43: Y'know. lpop43: Stalk. lpop43: Other people. lpop43: Frowned upon and what not. Molydeus85: well yeah, but its cool as long as i dont get caught Molydeus85: just like beastiality lpop43: Thats the kinda attitude the unibomber took. Molydeus85: and beating women lpop43: Yes, all great acts that we should all aspire too. Molydeus85: so what is the concept for your GURPS character? lpop43: It's a secret. :p lpop43: Which means 'I'm going to TPK':p lpop43: What're you guys now? Molydeus85: sweet lpop43: 150 points? Molydeus85: eh, i'm a little less lpop43: Oh, bless your poor fragile soul. Molydeus85: Mike's character is nearly 200 points Molydeus85: yeah, i'm ripe for the killing lpop43: Still but a peon to the TPK machine. lpop43: Tim gave me 885 points. Molydeus85: i'm neither combat nor magically ready to defend myself lpop43: I put them all in ST Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: i put all my talents into singing and dancing and the like lpop43: I hope no one hits me, I didn't buy high pain tolerence. Molydeus85: Mike's character has a tendency to hit people lpop43: So I've heard. Molydeus85: he slashed me across the chest one time lpop43: I hear that was owl related, and completely not his fault. Molydeus85: well yeah Molydeus85: i made an illusion of an owl on my shoulder Molydeus85: and he slashed down my shoulder lpop43: Yea, that'll happen. Molydeus85: not my most proud moment Molydeus85: but i got him back by kissing Kyra lpop43: I heard she's a red head. Molydeus85: yeah, a red head elf Molydeus85: from under the sea lpop43: I hope Shear isn't too protective of her. Molydeus85: oh, he is Molydeus85: very much so lpop43: Cuz I took Lecherous...and I told Tim "He has a thing for red heads", and he just laughed. Molydeus85: and next time we play GURPS, i'm probably going to do something to Shear that will piss him off to no end lpop43: I'm regretting those 15 points quite a bit now. Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: but yeah, i dont think Shear will like it when I send his sword flying miles and miles away Molydeus85: a sword he likes very much lpop43: hah. Molydeus85: i wrote a 47 page backstory over the summer lpop43: my guy has some great quirks, I'm saving them all for the game though. lpop43: I think people will appriciate them more if they find them out mid rp'ing than if I tell them. Molydeus85: yeah, thats what i did with Winnie Molydeus85: i made them slowly realize how messed up he is Molydeus85: like how he tried to rape Kyra with hypnotism lpop43: well, I look foward to the game on friday. Molydeus85: yeah, definitely lpop43: I think everyone will have a positive reaction to my character, and I tried to make him so that he could be useful to the party. lpop43: So all should go fairly well, I'm hoping. Molydeus85: i'm guessing that he's some sort of rogue lpop43: Now is that guessing...or from what people have told you? :p Molydeus85: just a guess based on what the party needs and what type of characters you like to play lpop43: Well, I'll give you a hint by revealing one of my many skills to you. lpop43: I may, or may not, have ranks in.... lpop43: Carousing. Molydeus85: excuse me while i look up what the hell carousing is lpop43: Have fun with that. Molydeus85: hahaha Molydeus85: Definition: [adj] used of riotously drunken merrymaking lpop43: I'm going to see what the next 'plot twist' will be in this exciting 'documentary' I'm watching. lpop43: My plot has been revealed. Molydeus85: plot twist in a documentary? Molydeus85: "But then....Hitler killed a bunch of jews!" Molydeus85: bum bum bum lpop43: Yea, I wanna say that he's gonna jizz on her face, but it just might end up on her tits. lpop43: You can never tell these days. Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: it might drip down her mouth to her tits Molydeus85: thats a popular one lpop43: I don't know....I just don't know anymore. Molydeus85: that would be fun, to download a porn and take bets on where the money shot goes lpop43: Yea, but then what if some one has already seen it? lpop43: It'd be like a horse race where one person drugged all the horses but one. Molydeus85: well then you have to get some really nasty shit, like gay porn or child porn Molydeus85: something people probably haven't seen Molydeus85: just dont let Nic in on the betting lpop43: Yea, but in those case scenarios its even more disturbing to find out that one of the betters has previous knowledge/viewing of the topic....It's already disturbing enough, what with the male/child content. :p Molydeus85: listen, we are here to bet money, not get boners with each other lpop43: I can't control 200% ruv, ok? lpop43: No one can. lpop43: NO ONE. Molydeus85: i tried to once Molydeus85: didnt go so well lpop43: You can't expect it too. Molydeus85: i'm more qualified to handle -25% love lpop43: You can't even hide 200% ruv. lpop43: It can make for awkward situations. Molydeus85: if by awkward you mean erotic, then i agree lpop43: Good thing my ninja class levels allow hide in plain sight, or I'd be fucked. lpop43: I wish life was more like porn sometimes. Molydeus85: my life is like porn sometimes Molydeus85: without the large dick and over 5 minutes of intercourse lpop43: Then whenever something like that happened, a scantily clad woman with abiguous morals and willing tendencies would show up and provide...'services'. Molydeus85: or you could be delievering a "package" to her, and make her "sign for it" Molydeus85: then you could "fuck her" lpop43: I missed that last one. Molydeus85: its an innuendo, dont worry about it lpop43: oh, ok. Molydeus85: Nic wants me to teach him karate Molydeus85: i brought up three gis with me, one black and two white Molydeus85: i'd be willing to give you the other white one if you are interested lpop43: I'll pass, thanks. Molydeus85: no problem Molydeus85: did you know that the RACC is a piece of shit run by communists? lpop43: Um. No. Molydeus85: three fucking floors in a huge freaken building, and no heavy bag Molydeus85: nothing to punch or kick lpop43: Well, you're bringing Nic, right. Molydeus85: so i bought some hand wraps and some shin guards, and i think i might spar with my old buddy, Mr. Tree lpop43: Trees are brutal foes. Molydeus85: i'm ready to take him this time Molydeus85: last time i was too drunk to fight lpop43: Oh, the face, necks, and tits. lpop43: Who'da thunk it? Molydeus85: jesus, thats a truck load lpop43: she seems please. lpop43: pleased* Molydeus85: she should be, she has been granted a man's fertile seed lpop43: seems logical Molydeus85: i mean, if some woman sprayed some eggs on me, i'd be pleased Molydeus85: too bad women aren't that talented lpop43: I...I don't think most men share that feeling. lpop43: The first one, at least. Molydeus85: listen, if i'm "weird" because i'd appreciate a woman spraying her zygote jelly all over my face and tits, then i guess i'm weird lpop43: Admitting it is the first step to recovery. Molydeus85: i hope the last step involves fetus juice on my face lpop43: Well, I don't really have them fully outlined, so it very well could. Molydeus85: ha Molydeus85: i miss my elusive vixen lpop43: Was she hot? Molydeus85: i think i'll write a note in my own blood telling her how much i love her and that i'm always watching her lpop43: Yea, chicks love that. lpop43: Or was it that they hated it? lpop43: I don't really understand women too well. Molydeus85: then i'll find out her name and pour gasoline on the grass outside in her name and light it on fire lpop43: then she'll be yours forever. lpop43: In the form of a restraining order. Molydeus85: any document that has both of our names on it is lovely Molydeus85: maybe she'll show up to court with me Molydeus85: and i could wink at her lpop43: make sure you take pictures. Molydeus85: naturally Molydeus85: i'll take pictures of her wherever she goes, and i'll send them to her as proof of my devotion lpop43: She'll love that. lpop43: Chicks love signs of support. lpop43: Or something. Molydeus85: and if she has a boyfriend, i'll slit his throat and leave his corpse hanging from the ceiling in her room lpop43: She might not like that. lpop43: with the blood and all. lpop43: Throw a trash bag down to show you're considerate. lpop43: Chicks really dig that. Molydeus85: nah, its okay, i'll have kidnapped her shortly after and confess my love to her in the back of my van Molydeus85: then make sweet sweet love to her Molydeus85: i hope she's into bondage Molydeus85: she'll forget about her boyfriend in no time lpop43: Make sure you write this all down, with 'MY PLAN' written on top of it....Then consult it twice every hour and say something like 'All goes according to plan.' Molydeus85: thats a good idea lpop43: You know it. Molydeus85: in fact, i should draw pictures of her obsessively, and paste them all over the walls of my room lpop43: Or, directly on the walls. lpop43: Like cave paintings. Molydeus85: that works too Molydeus85: i could draw pictures of me and her together Molydeus85: and her dead boyfriend rotting lpop43: Make sure you use stuff that symbolizes your love for her...Like the blood of her boyfriend. Molydeus85: yeah, or my fecal matter lpop43: alot of chicks aren't into that, believe it or not. Molydeus85: yeah, but at that point, i'll be completely naked, alone in my room, twitching uncontrollably lpop43: I think thats a form of epylepsy. lpop43: Or cancer. Molydeus85: or love lpop43: I guess I've never been in love, then. Molydeus85: yeah, its a wonderful, mentally healthy feeling lpop43: And here I've been sitting around with a warm fuzzy feeling. lpop43: I guess thats cancer, then. Molydeus85: yeah, thats called lust Molydeus85: yeah...cancer lust lpop43: so, I want cancer? Molydeus85: no silly lpop43: Or...I want people to get cancer? Molydeus85: yeah, i think thats more your style lpop43: Yea, that seems about right. Molydeus85: well i'm gonna try to get to sleep now Molydeus85: you're earned your place in the great hall of AIM conversations lpop43: I'm going back to my documentaries. lpop43: Wheeeeeeee Molydeus85: lets hope i dont get arrested for posting this on the internet lpop43: Dear Readers of Kevin's Site, lpop43: The opinions expressed here are not those of LenKu Amada, of Kevin O'Connor, but of two people who have stolen our computers and have used them for their evil purposes. lpop43: Sincerely, lpop43: LenKu Amada....? Molydeus85: yes, and this is Nivek Ronnoco Molydeus85: damn, that was pretty thinly veiled lpop43: And this is um. Guile Stanz. lpop43: Never mind the fact that my accent is not apparent. lpop43: or used. Molydeus85: well this is Fernando "Dirty Sanchez" Sanchez, signing out lpop43: Not LenKu Amada, Still watching porn. Molydeus85: talk to you later Guile lpop43: and you Nivek. Molydeus85: ...you mean Fernando lpop43: Um. Sure. Molydeus85: cya lpop43: lates. 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Friday, August 26th, 2005
1:58 am	ZacharyH527: ghostbusters need to catch that Hitler ghost Molydeus85: no Molydeus85: anime needs to be in every home in America ZacharyH527: but he can't be allowed to roam ZacharyH527: snipers need to be in every good vantage point in tokyo ZacharyH527: to snipe the japanese Molydeus85: listen, the Japanese have Naruto Molydeus85: dont you understand that? Molydeus85: i'm sorry dude, but if it came down to it, Goku would be beat Superman Molydeus85: its time to move on ZacharyH527: yeah, but Silver Surfer would beat Inuyasha Molydeus85: granted ZacharyH527: if America and Japan went to war, who would the Japanese fight for? Molydeus85: but Sailor Moon would beat Jubilee ZacharyH527: I say Japan ZacharyH527: I'll tell you why ZacharyH527: because they are stupid Molydeus85: i dont understand your logic ZacharyH527: but the Transformers are smart, so they'd go with America Molydeus85: we dont need the Transformers, we have the Gundams Molydeus85: and when I say we, i mean Japan and I ZacharyH527: the gundams are COCKSUCKERS Molydeus85: because if the war was to go down, I'm fighting for Japan ZacharyH527: they see cock, they leave their suits and go suck it Molydeus85: listen, thats just a rumor that Hiro and Duo Maxwell are gay ZacharyH527: the rumor is true, I saw them humping like gay dogs that were horny for each other Molydeus85: listen, that gay black dude and I are going to watch some Japanimation Molydeus85: because its better than you ZacharyH527: no, play X-Men legends Molydeus85: i would, if it was up here ZacharyH527: oh wait, you can't, cause I have it, and I beat like 3 missions ZacharyH527: and I stare at Emma Frost when I use her on a mission Molydeus85: oh wait, you cry yourself to sleep ZacharyH527: yeah, but I wake up with a well lubricated face, so it works out Molydeus85: is the lubrication from the tears or from the inevitable man-juice that ends up on your face most nights? ZacharyH527: fresh squeezed man juice ZacharyH527: direct from florida farmers Molydeus85: with or without pulp? ZacharyH527: I like to mix it up Molydeus85: k, well i'll check you later, sweet tits ZacharyH527: bye (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 25th, 2005
1:10 am	LordOfDahRings: heheh ...<3 maddox LordOfDahRings: regarding the movie I Robot LordOfDahRings: Other than giving creative control of the movie's content to advertisers, Will Smith stars as a nudist cyborg cop who has a prejudice against robots (seriously). The director had one tight shot on Smith's ass after another. It was enough to make women in the audience squirm. I even overheard a gay guy in front of me say to his partner "wow, this is pretty gay." Then they started making out, not because they necessarily wanted to, but because they wanted to remind people that they have the right, and a theater is a great place to make a political statement. Molydeus85: whoa Molydeus85: i was just talking about you Molydeus85: like not 15 seconds ago LordOfDahRings: to whom? Molydeus85: to some girl Molydeus85: who asked me the question "Have you ever kissed a man?" LordOfDahRings: she hawt? LordOfDahRings: lol Molydeus85: i had to tell her about our sexy encounter LordOfDahRings: mmm steamy Molydeus85: i had a dream that you were in the other night LordOfDahRings: is that so Molydeus85: there was a bunch of people from school eating at some fancy table, and i sat across from you, and i asked you if you were looking forward to going back to school Molydeus85: and then you were like "No, i'm not going back, my girlfriend just got killed, and my best friend drowned" LordOfDahRings: and then 50 girls jumped on my cock and i was like... WHOA Molydeus85: and I was like "Holy shit, thats horrible...i'm so sorry" Molydeus85: but you didnt seem that upset LordOfDahRings: heh LordOfDahRings: pwn LordOfDahRings: i r made of stone Molydeus85: and then i think i asked you something about Kelly, because i figured she was your girlfriend, but you were like "Nah, we stopped seeing each other because she's going to Tufts" Molydeus85: and you also didnt seem to care about that LordOfDahRings: crazy dream LordOfDahRings: you think about me alot, baby? LordOfDahRings: :-D LordOfDahRings: heheheh Molydeus85: listen, you were only in a small part of that deram Molydeus85: dream* LordOfDahRings: hahaha Molydeus85: the rest of the dream included ape zombies and me killing the leader of this resistence movement against said zombies because he let my family die LordOfDahRings: but i had the biggest part? LordOfDahRings: ZINGGgg LordOfDahRings: /dance Molydeus85: well yeah, you had the BIGGEST part, if you know what i mean Molydeus85: cock LordOfDahRings: i had a kikass dream last nite LordOfDahRings: like... made out with this hot chick with a tonguering LordOfDahRings: and slayed a bunch of monsters somehow LordOfDahRings: good times Molydeus85: ha, you have monster dreams too? Molydeus85: for as long as i can remember, my dreams were always so out there LordOfDahRings: yeah Molydeus85: its like playing video games LordOfDahRings: i fight armies of undead and orcs sometimes LordOfDahRings: for no reason LordOfDahRings: ive learned to control my conscious concept of the dream and do some really kik ass moves Molydeus85: lucid dreaming? LordOfDahRings: like im a god now im my dreams once i know that im dreaming Molydeus85: lucky bastard, i haven't perfected that now LordOfDahRings: i can cause things to reshape, summon weapons... fly...etc Molydeus85: that takes some skill to do on your own Molydeus85: i'm impressed LordOfDahRings: i can concentrate and cause a whole walla to shatter and turn into a new terrain LordOfDahRings: it's fun Molydeus85: i'm so jealous Molydeus85: seriously LordOfDahRings: just gotta trick yourself into doing "triggers" Molydeus85: what do you mean? LordOfDahRings: you tell your mind that if you do something (usually something meaningless or stupid like blinking one eye 3 times), it will cause something to hapen LordOfDahRings: and since it's a dream you actually believe it, and then you find out how your mind changes the realm... and after a while you can do it at will LordOfDahRings: i can cast fireballs....but i have to strain my muscles really hard LordOfDahRings: it was the first trigger i invented and it's tough to do LordOfDahRings: once oyu trick your mind into something, it's hard to train it bac Molydeus85: yeah, but how do i realize that i'm dreaming? LordOfDahRings: it's hit or miss Molydeus85: i'm usually so caught up in the dream LordOfDahRings: some times i have amazing dreams, and i know they were amazig, but i cant remember a single thing from them Molydeus85: yeah, me too Molydeus85: i just wake up and i'm like "Man, that was really kick ass..." but i cant remember what it was Molydeus85: i just know it was fun LordOfDahRings: just keep asking yourself if it's a dream at random intervals once you finally realize it's a dream, and then your internal clock will ask yourself the same question the next time you dream LordOfDahRings: usually LordOfDahRings: speakin of dreamin, i gotta sleep Molydeus85: you know, therapists hate patients who lucid dream LordOfDahRings: i got a fuckin killer cold LordOfDahRings: that i just got like 2 hrs ago LordOfDahRings: and it's drivin me nuts Molydeus85: aww, poor baby LordOfDahRings: yea :-( Molydeus85: have you been keeping up with Bleach? LordOfDahRings: why do therapists hate lucid dreamers? LordOfDahRings: i ahvnt downloaded a singel episode LordOfDahRings: :-P Molydeus85: you homo Molydeus85: we'll get together at school and catch you up LordOfDahRings: im waitin til skool so i download them fast LordOfDahRings: kk Molydeus85: and therapists hate lucid dreaming because you' Molydeus85: you're taking control of the dream away from your subconscious LordOfDahRings: so they cant interpret it? Molydeus85: and you dont get to see what your subconscious is trying to deal with LordOfDahRings: heh LordOfDahRings: well fuck subconsciousness Molydeus85: heh LordOfDahRings: i wanna slay monsters Molydeus85: yeah, you basically made your subconscious your bitch LordOfDahRings: that'd be a cool video game Molydeus85: i want to learn that LordOfDahRings: trying to unlock parts of your dream, Molydeus85: yeah LordOfDahRings: and learning new abilities in your mind LordOfDahRings: and then your subconsciousness tries to keep you asleep forever, so you have to pwn it LordOfDahRings: install a randomizing element so weird things happen in the dream Molydeus85: yeah, and like the big boss would be like Freud or something LordOfDahRings: :-) LordOfDahRings: aight i gotta run LordOfDahRings: ttyl Molydeus85: cya LordOfDahRings: u goin to sk00l sat? LordOfDahRings: ill be set up by sunday morning i think LordOfDahRings: peace LordOfDahRings signed off at 1:10:11 AM. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
5:01 pm	Molydeus85: hey anotherglitch: yo Molydeus85: how ya doing? anotherglitch: pretty good pretty good anotherglitch: ? anotherglitch: *and you? Molydeus85: ha Molydeus85: i'm doing excellent Molydeus85: i really am anotherglitch: Explain? anotherglitch: and is this one of those one day psychotic "I'm fantasic" things or a genuine feeling good about yourself thing? Molydeus85: i've been taking my meds regularly for an entire month now, i've been doing karate and a real strict diet and i've lost 12 pounds so far anotherglitch: that's good anotherglitch: the latter then Molydeus85: nah, its genuine...i feel great, and i feel ambitious about myself anotherglitch: Alright, I got a question, and it's honest, I'm not raggin' on ya anotherglitch: do you feel content with life, even without a girlfriend, honestly? Molydeus85: no, but i'm working to getting there anotherglitch: as long as you're working towards that anotherglitch: Then I'm happy for you anotherglitch: I'm pretty good too, this has probably been one of the best summers of my life anotherglitch: (I FINALLY got my license) Molydeus85: i feel better about myself, not perfect, but i feel like this change will be gradual but steady Molydeus85: ha, good for you anotherglitch: ya anotherglitch: oh, self-love is a VERY slow and gradual process, I'm just glad you realize that. So many people(including us at some point) delude themselves into thinking change can be easy and instantaneous. Molydeus85: yeah...whenever i've tried to change before, it was always so sudden and so extreme and it just fell apart anotherglitch: yep Molydeus85: but this time, i dont feel overwhelmed and i'm not intimidated anotherglitch: That's very good, kevin. I'm proud. Molydeus85: my family went to Florida this week Molydeus85: and i stayed home anotherglitch: How was it? Molydeus85: and they said that whatever I buy this entire week, they'll pay me back Molydeus85: so i just went out to the mall and took advantage of that anotherglitch: You spoiled son of a bitch. Molydeus85: i bought the most kickass sunglasses i have ever seen anotherglitch: You shoulda told me, there's a few things I wanted:P:P:P:P Molydeus85: they are the closest i've ever come to "the perfect pair" anotherglitch: what color are the lenses? Molydeus85: blackish anotherglitch: finally Molydeus85: heh anotherglitch: I hated the orange and red ones Molydeus85: i know, so did Allison lol Molydeus85: but i loved them anotherglitch: Oh, write me a lifetime movie of the week, jackass:P Molydeus85: in lifetime movies, the woman always get beat anotherglitch: well you're the woman in this cas Molydeus85: i would love to write those anotherglitch: e anotherglitch: lol anotherglitch: I masturbate to thoughts of them Molydeus85: "...and then Tammy came into the kitchen, about to serve her husband his dinner, but she dropped it by accident all over the floor." Molydeus85: *cue the beat/rape scene* anotherglitch: *SPLOOGE* Molydeus85: its got a surprise ending anotherglitch: oh? Molydeus85: yeah, in her face anotherglitch: SK33T Molydeus85: man, i love these sunglasses Molydeus85: my parents are going to kill me though anotherglitch: what else did you get? anotherglitch: why? Molydeus85: just the sunglasses...i didnt dare spend any more money anotherglitch: how much WERE they??? Molydeus85: a lot anotherglitch: Specifics? Molydeus85: like, very a lot anotherglitch: Like how much? Molydeus85: listen, i figured i deserved them since i didnt go to Florida anotherglitch: If you can't even tell me, how can you tell your parents? anotherglitch: JUST SAY IT Molydeus85: $170 anotherglitch: YOU FAGGOT! Molydeus85: but think about how much a plane ticket would cost! Molydeus85: they SAVED money not taking me anotherglitch: but for a PAIR OF SUNGLASSES? Molydeus85: I DONT ASK FOR MUCH, NICKLESON Molydeus85: I LIKE SUNGLASSES anotherglitch: You could have been supporting strippers in college with that money, c'mon, be altruistic! anotherglitch: a little too much:P anotherglitch: GOSH!! Molydeus85: these sunglasses make me happy Molydeus85: what is the price of happiness? Molydeus85: more than 170 i can tell you that anotherglitch: If happiness for you comes in sunglasses, you're even sadder than the fucktard who found satisfaction out of his life after making the worlds largest ball of twine. Molydeus85: listen, there are very few material possessions that i really care about Molydeus85: i dont make my parents buy me fancy clothes or tons of video games or really expensive computers anotherglitch: Cologne, computer, video games, sunglasses, and women. anotherglitch: the 5 things you love to use anotherglitch: :P Molydeus85: women come free, i dont buy video games anymore, the computer is a cheap Dell, and the cologne is cheap as well anotherglitch: You pay consistently for WoW Molydeus85: ....shut up anotherglitch: Hah. Molydeus85: and i recently canceled that account anotherglitch: Why? Molydeus85: because i haven't played it in over a month anotherglitch: Ah Molydeus85: and college is starting anotherglitch: What level were you? Molydeus85: i dont need WoW at college Molydeus85: 46 anotherglitch: Eh, I still do I suppose anotherglitch: It's my woman replacement. Molydeus85: how about this year we work on getting a real woman for you, and not replacements anotherglitch: T'would be nice. Molydeus85: this winter i turn 21 Molydeus85: women and alcohol mix very nicely anotherglitch: This spring I turn 21 anotherglitch: True Molydeus85: yeah, in April we can go out to bars together Molydeus85: legally anotherglitch: BUt I fear the look of horror when they wake up and see what happened anotherglitch: yeah Molydeus85: well dont get them so drunk they cant see straight Molydeus85: just a little buzzed so that they lose some minor inhibitions anotherglitch: But that's what Father taught me anotherglitch: Well I suppose so anotherglitch: I think the buzz will do me better, personally, so I lose my fucking nerves Molydeus85: women like guys just as much as guys like women anotherglitch: I can relax and talk and be all up "in their grill" Molydeus85: in other words, they are just as scared of you as you are of them anotherglitch: this is true Molydeus85: listen, once we get back, we'll practice making out on each other Molydeus85: i'll dress up like a lady Molydeus85: (hint: my secret fantasy) anotherglitch: And go into a bizarre twist of drama involving me choosing between you or my mexican pimp, dirty Sanchez? Molydeus85: nah, let Sanchez in on the fun anotherglitch: oh, cool anotherglitch: See I think the key is going after chicks I'm not attracted to anotherglitch: But as you can see, that breeds a whole new slew of problems Molydeus85: i think the key is to find a girl who can see what a nice and funny guy you are anotherglitch: ...I hate logic. Molydeus85: and honestly, when you put yourself together, you are not bad looking at all anotherglitch: Well thank you, I appreciate that anotherglitch: I've come to realize this, I just need to be less of a spaz anotherglitch: lol Molydeus85: exactly Molydeus85: tone down the "creepy", and you're golden Molydeus85: turn the "creepy" into "confident" anotherglitch: Though I don't want to lose that quality that causes people to use my name as an adjective to describe me anotherglitch: ya Molydeus85: haha anotherglitch: hehe Molydeus85: well once the girl gets to know you, then you can be more liberal with that side of yourself anotherglitch: this is true Molydeus85: and if she's worth it, she's like you all the more Molydeus85: she'll anotherglitch: Dating a girl like me? anotherglitch: *scary* anotherglitch: yet, strangely alluring... Molydeus85: i'm getting turned on as well anotherglitch: really? anotherglitch: hoTT Molydeus85: if there really was a good looking girl who acted like you, i'd date her in a second Molydeus85: that would be so much fun anotherglitch: I had often wondered what I'd be like as a woman, and I'd probably just end up jumping from abusive relationship to abusive relationship Molydeus85: yeah, and i'd be the biggest drunken slut on campus anotherglitch: I'm really glad we're not women Molydeus85: me too Molydeus85: i like my pee pee anotherglitch: Because you'd be a level 5 biohazard and I'd be a saggy bag of broken bones Molydeus85: hahaha Molydeus85: i would make AIDS contagious to the touch anotherglitch: not even, we're talking air borne Molydeus85: ha anotherglitch: and I'd walk and go *SQUISH SQUISH* as I kept tripping on my tenderized body Molydeus85: if i could spread AIDS that easily, i'd just run around NYC and kill more people than Hitler anotherglitch: lmao anotherglitch: how awful. anotherglitch: but it wouldn't be at once Molydeus85: yeah, but how many of them would know they were infected with AIDS? Molydeus85: very few anotherglitch: this is true Molydeus85: and it would just keep spreading anotherglitch: if they found out, you'd be nuked on site anotherglitch: *sight Molydeus85: they would never know who the original AIDS carrier would be anotherglitch: wow. Molydeus85: how could they? they cant trace it back to me, i just walked around anotherglitch: This is a sickening image Molydeus85: yeah, welcome back to the mind of Kevin Molydeus85: we missed you anotherglitch: let's talking about something more savory...like raping quadruplegic 6 year-olds Molydeus85: yeah, you see the trick is to duct tape their mouth Molydeus85: this serves two purposes: 1) they cant scream and 2) they cant bite anotherglitch: But I like the biting Molydeus85: hmm...then you'd have to put them in your backpack and hike out to the middle of the woods Molydeus85: where noone would hear them scream Molydeus85: except the bears anotherglitch: I thought that was implied Molydeus85: who would eat him after you were done anotherglitch: Well the bears can eat the evidence anotherglitch: ya Molydeus85: the bears would be eating your semen as well Molydeus85: does that turn you on? anotherglitch: I've got an erection, even after just jerking off about thoughts of raping quadruplegic 6 year-olds Molydeus85: yo, have you ever wanted to have sex with a girl, but first you roleplay some strange scenario like doctor and patient? anotherglitch: ... anotherglitch: Nom can;t say I have Molydeus85: i was just thinking about this while brushing my teeth this morning anotherglitch: ...Have y-no wait, fuck you. I'm not playing this game. anotherglitch: So that's your next endeavor? anotherglitch: I played doctor with the kid I babysit. Molydeus85: i'd be the doctor, and i'd be like "Mam, you have a rare disease in your vagina, and the only cure to it is a nice healthy dose of SEMEN" anotherglitch: But there wasn't any penetration. anotherglitch: I hate you. anotherglitch: Couldn't you even TRY Molydeus85: and she would be like "Oh no doctor, I'm going to die soon, and the nearest sperm bank is 100 miles away! Where are we going to find semen before its too late?" anotherglitch: Like say that the vagina needs direct contact with pure protein? anotherglitch: Oh god. Molydeus85: listen, its a good story, because i end up being a hero who saves the patient's life Molydeus85: then afterwards, she repays me with oral sex anotherglitch: But what if she's really fat and ugly? anotherglitch: WOuld ya be a hero then? Molydeus85: we wouldnt be in my bedroom roleplaying sexual scenerios if she was fat and ugly anotherglitch: Oh I thought you were talking about real life. Like, you were gonna go and get an MD spending the next decade of your life studying just so there might be the slightest possibility of a chance that this just might happen with you. anotherglitch: Which would be...y'know...sad. Molydeus85: haha Molydeus85: nah, i'm too lazy for an MD anotherglitch: Ditto Molydeus85: my psychiatrist said i'd make a good doctor and that i should consider it anotherglitch: Hah. Molydeus85: but i told him that i dont want to go through all the bullshit of medical school just to be a psychiatrist who gives out medication and rarely does therapy anotherglitch: I could imagine you going up to a few kids and saying "I'm sorry, your mom is gonna die...but I just saved a ton of money of my car insurance!" anotherglitch: ya Molydeus85: haha anotherglitch: or sing that song "One time I sucked 6 in a row anotherglitch: " anotherglitch: "One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row" Molydeus85: lol, i love that guy anotherglitch: "One time I got my kicks with joe and I sucked his dick and five of his friends' in a row" anotherglitch: ya anotherglitch: lol Molydeus85: i haven't checked sickanimation.com in awhile anotherglitch: same here anotherglitch: "Why don't you suck my dick?" anotherglitch: brb (Comment on this)
2:20 pm	Molydeus85: lets do the hump hump TenuousBeauty: what Molydeus85: you know, the forbidden dance Molydeus85: the mamba de baby-making Molydeus85: you know? Molydeus85: if you're lucky, it may feel good for you Molydeus85: and lets just say there will be a "surprise ending" Molydeus85: if you know what i mean TenuousBeauty: what dont talk to me like that wtf Molydeus85: if you dont, then it will just be that much more of a surprise Molydeus85: baby, listen, whats wrong? Molydeus85: dont you want to get wet and wild with the Kevmeister? TenuousBeauty: get a fucking life Molydeus85: i wish i had a fucking life...just fucking all the time Molydeus85: that would be the life (Comment on this)
2:08 pm	Molydeus85: yo, news flash M101MK2: oh? Molydeus85: my dog likes to bark at shit M101MK2: lol M101MK2: literal shit,a s in fecal matter? Molydeus85: he's 13 years old, and he's nearly deaf, so he barks at whatever he can hear M101MK2: aww. thats an old dog. Molydeus85: yeah, he's ready to die M101MK2: x.x Molydeus85: and frankly, i'm ready for him to die M101MK2: my names Mike, its nice to meet you, beelzebub. Molydeus85: he's had a good life, we shared some good times, but now he's just a senile old man M101MK2: yeah, i kinda agree.. M101MK2: though, only if hes havign trouble liek... living. Molydeus85: he's having trouble not pissing me off M101MK2: liz's dog was liek half lame, and coudl barely walk, and itwas sad, so they put him down.. M101MK2: the day after her brithday. Molydeus85: Happy Birthday, Liz! Instead of a clown, we hired Death to come by M101MK2: yeah... M101MK2: their reasoning is that way they could have the dog see the family one last time, and feed him really well (she said he ate liek 12 hotdogs) Molydeus85: yeah, if we ever decide to put him down, i'll spoil him rotten M101MK2: yeah... M101MK2: sortof the right thing to do. M101MK2: about as right as it gets, anyway :D Molydeus85: tru dat M101MK2: do you really hate the dog? Molydeus85: nah, i dont hate him M101MK2: good, good. Molydeus85: he's an awesome dog, always has been Molydeus85: but its real annoying the way he's been acting M101MK2: yeah... Molydeus85: he barks at me when i enter the room M101MK2: kinda just wanna punch him? M101MK2: lol Molydeus85: nah, i dont punch him, i just put him in the sun room and leave him there so he doesn't bother anyone Molydeus85: a sun room, by the way, is a room with lots of windows all around and stuff...i never even heard of one until we moved into this house M101MK2: yeah... warm i imagine Molydeus85: or real cold...insulation sucks in that room M101MK2: oh... ick Molydeus85: dont you ever get concerned that i'm too cool? Molydeus85: like, i mean, isnt is overwhelming for you? Molydeus85: it must feel like 100 Fonzies are surrounding you M101MK2: well, by overwhelming.. you mean almsot appearant.. and by too cool, you mean.. ok no, now im not goign to finish because you referenced yourself to the fonz. M101MK2: thats like putting a gun in my face and saying "ITS NOT LOADED!" Molydeus85: haha M101MK2: you are a silly ninja, kevin. overwhelmingly cool? no... but thats becaus eyou havent spliced your genes with that of a three toed slothe yet. once thats done, there will be no denying your cool-hood. M101MK2: once you have those genes? whoa, ho, communism is fucked, because heres kevin, the smooth sloth boy! Molydeus85: listen, i'm working on it M101MK2: good, good. Molydeus85: OMFG, i was watching Animal Planet last night, and these lemurs were like in gangs and they had gang fights Molydeus85: it was way awesome M101MK2: ::laughs:: hot (Comment on this)
Monday, August 22nd, 2005
12:07 pm	Molydeus85: hey there MR MAGIC56: Hey Kevin, what's up? Molydeus85: not much...i'm up way too early Molydeus85: my grandmother woke me up an hour ago telling me our dog ran away...again Molydeus85: so i just spent the last hour trying to find her, just to have her be returned to us while i was out MR MAGIC56: Damn. Molydeus85: yeah...so how has your summer been? MR MAGIC56: Slow... I'm going to nassau for the fall semester Molydeus85: any plans of returning back to Albany? MR MAGIC56: In the winter Molydeus85: very cool MR MAGIC56: -hopefully. MR MAGIC56: My brother is trying to convince me to go to another school MR MAGIC56: What he doesn't want to say is that I'm too immature to handle living unsupervised, and I should stay home, like him. MR MAGIC56: But I don't want to stay home, at all. Molydeus85: people like to give advice to other people that really just applies to themselves Molydeus85: and yeah, i dont blame you MR MAGIC56: Besides, my degree is the same worth, whereever I go. I read books and drank beer. It's just that kids at BC had Saul Bellow teaching them and I didn't Molydeus85: and they learned how to talk in a Boston accent, which is useful Molydeus85: its like knowing a second language, you could put it on your resume MR MAGIC56: lol Molydeus85: yeah...my summer has sucked for the most part...i got fired from my job so i didnt make as much money as i planned, therefore my plans to buy a car have been postponed MR MAGIC56: Damn... at least you found work. MR MAGIC56: I've been taking classes at Nassau Molydeus85: yeah, it was a camp job...they felt i didnt have the proper judgement or experience to work with the kids MR MAGIC56: So I'm up to my ears in debt at the moment Molydeus85: thats cool, i took two classes at Albany in the beginning of the summer MR MAGIC56: Good stuff MR MAGIC56: Next year, I'm staying at Albany during the summer. If I can, I'll take a room in EC Molydeus85: that would be nice MR MAGIC56: If I'm going into debt, why not enjoy it? Molydeus85: heh, yeah...its like a hotel minibar...might as well keep taking shit out once you've started MR MAGIC56: That's very true Molydeus85: my only accomplishments this summer have been keeping to my strict near-anorexic diet and writing a 47 page backstory for my character in Tim's GURPS game MR MAGIC56: I've got six college credits, and re-learned the math I forgot Molydeus85: i hope to never re-learn the math i forgot Molydeus85: i took Statistics of Psychology this summer, and thats the most math I intend to take throughout my college career Molydeus85: its not like i'm bad at math, i got an A in the course Molydeus85: but i just dont like it MR MAGIC56: That's understandable MR MAGIC56: I'm debating studying Japanese Molydeus85: yeah, i'm taking up Japanese again this fall Molydeus85: my parents have agreed to let me study abroad in my senior year, so i really want to go to Japan MR MAGIC56: It looks like I'm in for five years at Albany, anyway Molydeus85: yeah, i've got grad school to do, so i might just do it in Albany Molydeus85: who knows MR MAGIC56: I don't know what I'm doing anymore... I'm just sitting on my ass trying to make sense of it again Molydeus85: well you could just cop out like sons used to and just do what your father does Molydeus85: no way i'm doing that, though...i dont care how much blue collars make nowadays, i cant handle that kind of work MR MAGIC56: My dad would be furious with me if I took up Paper-hanging Molydeus85: paper-hanging? MR MAGIC56: Before he became a teacher, he worked his dad's job, which was putting up wall-paper, painting walls, stuff like that Molydeus85: ah MR MAGIC56: My dad has a good eye for color... almost unseemly for a straight man :-D Molydeus85: heh, yeah, thats like my jewish friends MR MAGIC56: lol MR MAGIC56: Yeah... no paper hanging for me. But I will paint my own home someday Molydeus85: yeah, i'll paint my studio apartment one day, if the land lady lets me MR MAGIC56: eeeevil land lady... Molydeus85: how many babies does it take to paint a barn? MR MAGIC56: I don't know, how many babies does it take to paint a barn? Molydeus85: depends on how hard you throw them MR MAGIC56: oow... MR MAGIC56: Dead baby jokes never get old Molydeus85: no they dont Molydeus85: i just saw the movie Sideways last night...i thought it was going to be uber-pretentious, but it really wasnt MR MAGIC56: That's good... but will you ever drink Merlot again? Molydeus85: though it did make me curious to do some wine-tasting...if that makes me a tool, then so be it Molydeus85: the only wine i've ever had was at church and at saders for Passover MR MAGIC56: Wine-tasting's fine. Just don't use stupid vocab like "Ephemeral!" that would make you a tool Molydeus85: even though i've never tasted much wine, i think my favorite wine is Pinot Noir...because Giamatti told me so MR MAGIC56: lol Molydeus85: throughout the movie, i kept thinking that guy was Billy Crystal MR MAGIC56: Try a Brut... but make sure to add a cube of sugar, because it's very unsweet MR MAGIC56: He does act like him, doesn't he? Molydeus85: yeah he does Molydeus85: i think the Pinot Noir winemakers all should get on their knees and satisfy the maker of Sideways several times over MR MAGIC56: *Shrug* whatever gets him work MR MAGIC56: lol, that is very true MR MAGIC56: If I ever become a serial killer, I will base my victims on Maddox's writings Molydeus85: haha, yeah definitely Molydeus85: i guess that includes all women MR MAGIC56: True... Molydeus85: my family left for Florida yesterday Molydeus85: leaving me here with my grandmother Molydeus85: who is borderline senile MR MAGIC56: Ow. Molydeus85: yeah, but i didnt want to go...one, because my grandmother told me in private that she doesnt want to be left alone, and two, because they are only going until Friday and I like to have at least a week or more of vacation before leaving...seemed too rushed otherwise MR MAGIC56: Good man Molydeus85: though my grandmother drives me nuts...every 5 minutes she is offering me my own food from the fridge or asking how to turn on the TV or how to turn off the TV or if I want to watch the TV Molydeus85: mind you, we have three TVs in the house, but she doesn't understand that...she thinks that i always want to watch something on the TV she is using and she doesn't want to intrude Molydeus85: but she's useful too...shes so damn good at crossword puzzles, she's always able to get the clues i cant MR MAGIC56: That's good Molydeus85: its rare that i'm able to finish a crossword puzzle in the paper, so its cool when she helps me out Molydeus85: i really cant believe i'm up so early...i dont usually get up until around 2:30-3:00 Molydeus85: i really dont know what to do with myself MR MAGIC56: I'm starting to know that feeling (Comment on this)
Friday, August 19th, 2005
5:42 pm	Molydeus85: homoerotic lobster fetish? Jewels0124: not by my account Molydeus85: lets examine the pros and cons Jewels0124: cons: smelly, sticky, sharp and pointy. Molydeus85: pros: it turns me on Jewels0124: oh heaven's to betsy. Jewels0124: then go with love my child. Molydeus85: lets not talk about this anymore Molydeus85: to anybody Jewels0124: deal. Molydeus85: i heard you fantasize about men Jewels0124: damn straight I do. Molydeus85: you know, i've been told that i'm men Jewels0124: how many? Molydeus85: i've been to the men's room countless times Jewels0124: men's rooms are equipped to handle many men. HOw many are you? Molydeus85: how many what? Jewels0124: men Molydeus85: baby, i'm all the men you need Molydeus85: roughly Jewels0124: hmm... something to consider. Molydeus85: have you ever woken up in a cold sweat and felt so overwhelmed by my sexiness? Jewels0124: no. Molydeus85: oh, i guess its just me Jewels0124: YEs, quite (Comment on this)
Friday, August 12th, 2005
3:42 am	Molydeus85: yo, my sister says you're hitting on her Molydeus85: whats up with that? ZacharyH527: yo, my dad says he likes used porn Molydeus85: did i scare you for a second? ZacharyH527: what's up with that? ZacharyH527: for like 4 and a half seconds Molydeus85: i bet you were all like "Oh shit, i'm caught" ZacharyH527: I was like "I'm glad I haven't asked her to cyber yet" Molydeus85: ha ZacharyH527: which reminds me Molydeus85: cause i was laying down near where my sister was and i asked who she was talking to, and she responded with "Zachary Harrison" ZacharyH527: I was trying to rap with her, young person to young person, about the dangers of drinking Molydeus85: yeah? Molydeus85: i talked to her the other day about it, was just trying to educate her about drinking so she would know how to do it responsibility Molydeus85: cause its not like she's gonna go to a party and tell her trashy friends "Hey guys, drinking is dangerous. No thanks for me!" ZacharyH527: yeah Molydeus85: i wonder what it would be like to just inject alcohol right into your veins Molydeus85: that would be like an instant drunken stupor ZacharyH527: it wouldn't taste like crap, so it's got that going for it Molydeus85: listen you fruit, next time we drink, lets just do tropical drinks and other flavored stuff Molydeus85: that way you wont complain so much ZacharyH527: yo, I might find a way to complain Molydeus85: we'll have to learn how to make them correctly, cause the way Fitz does it, he puts too much alcohol in Molydeus85: its just like drinking straight rum but with flavor ZacharyH527: yeah ZacharyH527: I just filled out one of those surveys on myspace Molydeus85: ugh Molydeus85: you fool ZacharyH527: and there are some easter eggs for people who know me Molydeus85: people like me? ZacharyH527: No, I don't think so Molydeus85: damn Molydeus85: would one of these "easter eggs" be your nicknames? ZacharyH527: I guess ZacharyH527: what would you do if you caught Kate making out with your cousin Ryan? Molydeus85: i would ask what the hell they were doing ZacharyH527: what if they were like "we're in love" Molydeus85: i'd be a little grossed out ZacharyH527: would you call the cops? Molydeus85: no i wouldnt call the cops ZacharyH527: yeah ZacharyH527: what would you do if you saw me put peanut butter on my balls and have my dog lick them Molydeus85: i would laugh very hard Molydeus85: that would probably be one of the funniest things i would ever see ZacharyH527: would you tell anyone? Molydeus85: not if you made me like swear to keep it a secret Molydeus85: but i'd tell our group, yeah Molydeus85: i think most would find it funny as well ZacharyH527: what if I was like "Kevin, you know I don't do well with the ladies, I really needed that" Molydeus85: i would think you were joking ZacharyH527: what? ZacharyH527: come on, a dude puts peanut butter on his goody bag and has the family pet lick it off? Molydeus85: guys on Jackass have done worse Molydeus85: i'd really just think it was funny Molydeus85: very funny ZacharyH527: let's say I started dating a blind chick who was big into comics ZacharyH527: and I told her I was Mark Waid ZacharyH527: would you tell her that I was not Mark Waid? Molydeus85: again, this would be something i would find hilarious ZacharyH527: heh Molydeus85: i dont think your hypothetical situations should require a regular set of morals ZacharyH527: don't judge Molydeus85: i'm just saying, abusing blind women is awesome ZacharyH527: and honestly, are Mark Waid and I so different? Molydeus85: talent-wise, yes Molydeus85: physical appearence, not so much ZacharyH527: I hate you ZacharyH527: what would you do if I decided to devote my life to refining cocaine, making it more potent and less detectable Molydeus85: i'd see how successful you were, and if you were, i'd try to get in on the action Molydeus85: i'd be your right hand man and bodyguard Molydeus85: we would open up a drug ring in Canada, where there isnt much crime Molydeus85: its like untouched snow in Canada ZacharyH527: what if I used you as a bodyguard, but I also hired Hulk Hogan, would you be jealous? Molydeus85: well yeah, but i'd hopefully have more responsibilities than Hulk Hogan Molydeus85: he'd just be a bodyguard Molydeus85: i'd run errands and mirco-manage the business Molydeus85: and drive you places ZacharyH527: what if Hulk called everyone brother but you ZacharyH527: like, he'd open a door for me and I'd be like "thank you" and he'd be like "you're welcome, brother" Molydeus85: i'd wonder what his deal was, and test him out, try being nice to him and see how he responds ZacharyH527: and he'd do the same for you and in a really flat voice he'd be like "you're welcome, O'Connor" ZacharyH527: ah, logic Molydeus85: oooh no, first of all, i aint being called O'Connor by anybody once we start the business Molydeus85: well, you can call me whatever you want, boss ZacharyH527: you are very spicey Molydeus85: but everyone else is calling me Poppa O ZacharyH527: who came up with Poppa O? Molydeus85: you or David Molydeus85: not sure Molydeus85: sounds like something you'd say though ZacharyH527: http://www.jaypinkerton.com/blog/archives/001327.html ZacharyH527: Jay Pinkerton might be the funniest writer ever Molydeus85: wow, all of these are laugh-out-loud funny ZacharyH527: and there is a second page! Molydeus85: wow, those were very very funny ZacharyH527: yah yah Molydeus85: i bet you loved the Gorgo one ZacharyH527: I'm gonna disapparate ZacharyH527: yeah, it spoke to me Molydeus85: nooo ZacharyH527: noooo? Molydeus85: we have to plan the dynamics of our crime syndacate ZacharyH527: alright, but let's talk about how they write spells in Harry Potter Molydeus85: everybody knows how to write a spell Molydeus85: if you played Dungeons and Dragons, you would know ZacharyH527: well, I don't, so I don't Molydeus85: not my fault ZacharyH527: look, there has to be some sort of unified field theory for magic ZacharyH527: cause Snape writes levicorpus ZacharyH527: and then years later, Harry performs it, not knowing at all what it would do, and the spell performs as Snape had in mind Molydeus85: yeah, well Snape figured out the correction combination of words and wand movement to make it do what he wanted ZacharyH527: so he really discovered an existing spell, he didn't really write it Molydeus85: i think it was more like he combined words and derived the wand movement to make it work Molydeus85: like, certain wand movements, along with certain words, do certain things Molydeus85: if he can figure out the correction combination, he has his spell ZacharyH527: I dunno, that seems so haphazard Molydeus85: its not like he wrote the spell, and suddenly it just exists throught the entire world ZacharyH527: it's more trial and error than having skill Molydeus85: well no, its about knowing how magic works Molydeus85: the point of going to a school about magic ZacharyH527: but it's very basic ZacharyH527: certain gestures with a wand have magical importance, so do certain words ZacharyH527: once you know that, it's just the probability of hitting a combination Molydeus85: i dunno about that ZacharyH527: I feel like there's gotta be some sort of intelligence behind the magic ZacharyH527: something kinda like the speed force with the Flash characters ZacharyH527: it's not sentient or intelligent, but it grants power and recognizes those who are speedsters Molydeus85: i think its more like magic is a fluid concept...like, its more like painting a picture than remembering the words Molydeus85: thats creating a spell, that is ZacharyH527: but is it really like painting a picture? I think there's gotta be more order to it ZacharyH527: and what's ensuring that different users get the same result? ZacharyH527: why does wingardium leviosa have to be pronounced a certain way? Molydeus85: well listen, maybe words are broken into lots of little prefixes and suffixes Molydeus85: like, maybe "Alhomora" is a combination of the magic word "Alho" and "mora" ZacharyH527: well, that's possible ZacharyH527: but if that's the case, did snape really create anything? Molydeus85: and there are tons and tons of these little magical words ZacharyH527: he took two magical words that have very clear latin equivalents and stuck them together Molydeus85: yeah, perhaps he found the little part for slicing someone, and the part for "hard to heal", and the wand movement to make it slash in the direction he needed ZacharyH527: do you remember if the Half Blood Prince's book even gave the wand movement directions? ZacharyH527: I feel like it was just the words ZacharyH527: for levicorpus, it's counter-spell and Sectumsempra Molydeus85: there was a little illustration on how to flick the wand, i believe ZacharyH527: I should submit the spell writing question to JK's question thing on the leaky cauldron site ZacharyH527: then she will introduce me to Emma Watson Molydeus85: sounds about right ZacharyH527: well, the way I see it, she won't have an answer, so to deflect me, she'll introduce me to Emma Molydeus85: though i doubt she even knows herself Molydeus85: heh ZacharyH527: I bet she knows, she has all sorts of minor stuff planned out ZacharyH527: like what Ron's patronus looks like ZacharyH527: it's a little Jack Russell terrier dog, in case you were wondering Molydeus85: is it really? ZacharyH527: yessir ZacharyH527: she said it in an interview ZacharyH527: and apparently we will learn a bit more about Grindlewald in the last book Molydeus85: cool Molydeus85: i'm actually doing that survey you did on myspace Molydeus85: i feel like such a tool ZacharyH527: heh ZacharyH527: yeah, I don't usually like to do them, but this one only asked if you've had sex in the last month, not ever Molydeus85: ha Molydeus85: you win ZacharyH527: I think I tie Molydeus85: did we drink within the past month? ZacharyH527: look, Harry Potter is a virgin Molydeus85: was that a month ago? ZacharyH527: if it's good enough for the chosen one, it's good enough for me Molydeus85: yeah, but Harry has snogged his fair share of witches ZacharyH527: I think it was within a month ZacharyH527: I think it was like July 15 ZacharyH527: look, I'm not the chosen one ZacharyH527: holy fucking shit, look at the Danish HBP cover ZacharyH527: http://www.gyldendal.dk/gyldendal/gb/main.nsf/alle/FADC4E2ED9213D48C125702F0031EDB8?opendocument Molydeus85: wow, thats hot Molydeus85: and naked ZacharyH527: that's fucking scary ZacharyH527: what would you do if you were watching a really hot porno, and then out of nowhere, the girl gets shot in the head Molydeus85: well, that DID happen to me Molydeus85: and i was scared shitless for days ZacharyH527: are you seriiiiious? Molydeus85: yeah, i downloaded it off Kazaa, i just saw some strange file name one day, but really it was just a woman crying and then shot in the head Molydeus85: i dont remember ever being so scared before in my life ZacharyH527: oh jesus Molydeus85: it was so real ZacharyH527: it looked real? Molydeus85: yeah...they closed up on her face and stuff, and she was like begging and crying, then a gun comes up to her head and BAM, blood on the wall behind her and her head goes jerking back Molydeus85: it was terrifying ZacharyH527: wow Molydeus85: yeah Molydeus85: i showed it to David and my dad Molydeus85: they were skeptical of it ZacharyH527: oh Molydeus85: but we didnt know for sure if it was fake or not Molydeus85: but it certainly scared the shit out of me ZacharyH527: to the point where porn is no longer enjoyed? Molydeus85: nah Molydeus85: i just dont download strange files from Kazaa anymore Molydeus85: i posted my survey just now ZacharyH527: I'll check it out if you check out the most recent editorial on mugglenet.com Molydeus85: k Molydeus85: haha, there is an article about how Harry Potter can teach genetics Molydeus85: score another one for Harry Potter vs religion ZacharyH527: yeah, I looked at that one ZacharyH527: but it didn't catch my fancy like the top one Molydeus85: what top one? ZacharyH527: wait, you're not Poppa O Molydeus85: listen, i may be stealing that name Molydeus85: dont tell my dad Molydeus85: and i have no idea where the editorials are ZacharyH527: do "find on this page" ZacharyH527: "world famous editorials" ZacharyH527: I like your answer to "stolen anything" Molydeus85: got it Molydeus85: and thanks ZacharyH527: then scroll past the categories ZacharyH527: down below are just individual things Molydeus85: who's in the White Tomb? Molydeus85: thats what you want me to read? ZacharyH527: yeah ZacharyH527: yep ZacharyH527: and if you get that tattoo, I will break your nose Molydeus85: ha ZacharyH527: that's both a promise and a threat Molydeus85: deal ZacharyH527: it's a pretty long editorial, my real problem with it is their intrepretation of the unforgiveable curses ZacharyH527: though I do like the main idea Molydeus85: yeah, its very long ZacharyH527: want me to give you the gist? Molydeus85: sure ZacharyH527: Dumbledore knows the war with the Death Eaters isn't going well, and he figures that he needs Voldemort acting in the open to really take him out ZacharyH527: and DD knows that V fears him, so he fakes his death, figuring that will get Voldemort to be a bit more bold ZacharyH527: so Snape fakes the Avera Kadavera, but does knock DD out the window ZacharyH527: DD lands, is healed by Fawkes, and then transfigures (he taught Transfiguration prior to being headmaster) something or someone (perhaps the dead death eater) to look like him, and he goes underground ZacharyH527: I think DD is dead but I've heard worse ideas Molydeus85: yeah, well thats a load of bull ZacharyH527: oh, and he doesn't tell anyone in the order because only he and Snape are skilled enough occulumens Molydeus85: JKR doesn't seem the type of lady to kill off a character just to bring them back ZacharyH527: I agree ZacharyH527: and a lot of it requres some very meticulous planning ZacharyH527: like the editorial mentions that Snape would have to get a wand down to DD before anyone finds him at the base of the tower ZacharyH527: I like the idea that Dumbledore would be willing to risk a bolder Voldemort in order to advance the war Molydeus85: i like the idea that God hates Sweden Molydeus85: http://www.godhatessweden.com/ ZacharyH527: I like a fresh boner in the morning ZacharyH527: are they joking or not? Molydeus85: i dont think so ZacharyH527: don't you want to yell at Dave Chapelle and tell him to stop being lazy? ZacharyH527: I'm gonna hit my/the sack ZacharyH527: I have odd tastes ZacharyH527: night night ZacharyH527 signed off at 3:39:58 AM. (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 11th, 2005
11:58 pm	ZacharyH527: in dreams, the ocean symbolizes the source of spiritual answers Molydeus85: in hippie books, dont read hippie books ZacharyH527: it was in JLA Molydeus85: JLA is a hippie book Molydeus85: Jesus Loves America ZacharyH527: hippies don't love, they lust Molydeus85: seriously? sign me up Molydeus85: no, really...sign me up Zach ZacharyH527: I don't have that power Molydeus85: DOES THE SUPREME COURT? ZacharyH527: ONLY THE WHITE MEMBERS Molydeus85: LYNCHAMON, GO! ZacharyH527: ha Molydeus85: you have the makings of a champion ZacharyH527: champion mustache grower Molydeus85: ever considered facial hair? ZacharyH527: yeah ZacharyH527: I've had the soul patch and goatee for a couple weeks at a time Molydeus85: i considered a goatee-like thing Molydeus85: yeah ZacharyH527: But eventually I get sick of them ZacharyH527: I like having about 3-4 days of stubble Molydeus85: yeah, thats some good shaggy times Molydeus85: when we get older, will it grow faster? or are we just about set with that stage of puberty? Molydeus85: because i dont need to shave everyday like a lot of older men do ZacharyH527: when I shave my penis I also have to wash it to get all the stray hair off? Molydeus85: the answer your question: ew ZacharyH527: I've wondered that myself, cause even I don't have to shave everyday ZacharyH527: and I am a hairy lad Molydeus85: supposedly, men are technically in puberty until like 25 ZacharyH527: so my penis could still get bigger? Molydeus85: afraid not ZacharyH527: awesome Molydeus85: but mine will...you'll see ZacharyH527: I hope I break the 4 inch mark Molydeus85: i'll beat you all ZacharyH527: heh Molydeus85: i hope i break the irish mark ZacharyH527: I hope I find a sexy redheaded girl on myspace.com Molydeus85: with small dicks and all that binge drinking in Ireland, you wonder how the irish population grew so fast ZacharyH527: I think the key is to get drunk enough to get slutty, but not drunk enough to make your penis weak Molydeus85: i dont think alcoholics really take that into consideration ZacharyH527: the Irish have a natural feel for it Molydeus85: dont lecture me on the Irish ZacharyH527: it's like how roosters know when to wake up Molydeus85: i dont tell you how to balance your stock portfolio, so you dont tell me how to drink properly Molydeus85: i'm not all like "Well I think the key to building pryamids is to put your back into it, that way the Egyptians dont whip you as much" ZacharyH527: speaking of whipping boys, how is the O'Connor family's new indentured servant? Molydeus85: ha, that kid who paintballed our house is going to be working on Sunday, I believe Molydeus85: my dad really scared him, i hear Molydeus85: he was shaking as they were talking ZacharyH527: well, paintball guns don't really compare to the regular ones Molydeus85: yeah, well my dad took out his real one when the kids were shooting up our house Molydeus85: he was ready to shoot the kid ZacharyH527: I hope you found out where he keeps it, cause if you did, we can play with it Molydeus85: i'd rather play with myself Molydeus85: ....by myself ZacharyH527: BOTH Molydeus85: i can play the game "How long have I been off my medication?" ZacharyH527: if it's longer than an hour, I don't think you should play it anymore Molydeus85: its been more like three months Molydeus85: its not like i'm not taking it on purpose, i'm just lazy and not in a routine Molydeus85: i forget Molydeus85: but i just started taking it again recently Molydeus85: wanna get back on it before i get to school ZacharyH527: yo, my aunt is an epidemiologist ZacharyH527: and she worked for a drug company ZacharyH527: and she taught me that you need to stay on a drug regimen otherwise the drugs become useless ZacharyH527: and you'll end up even crazier ZacharyH527: cause the bacteria that make you crazy will get immune Molydeus85: bacteria that makes me crazy? i think she's crazy Molydeus85: its just a chemical imbalance, not bacteria ZacharyH527: no, it's like midichlorians ZacharyH527: they give you the power to be unstable Molydeus85: so if i take my meds irregularly, i can be as strong as Anakin? Molydeus85: oh wait...crazy Molydeus85: but yeah, she's right...but i think its different with bipolar meds...the lithium i'm on is like a daily dose, and it washes out of your system after like a day or two Molydeus85: unlike depression meds, which are more long-term ZacharyH527: nah, I was just messing with you, that only applies to antibiotics Molydeus85: which i'm also on, so yeah, guess you're right Molydeus85: oh man, you totally PUNK'D me Molydeus85: you PUNK'D me like Naraku PUNK'D Inuyasha and Kikyo in the Feudal Era fifty years ago, making them hate each other Molydeus85: remember that time? Molydeus85: in asia land? ZacharyH527: yeah, I think Dumbledore pwned them all at the same time ZacharyH527: http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-2/112377005949171.xml&coll=9 Molydeus85: can Dumbledore take on a WIND SCAR attack? ZacharyH527: sexy fucking story ZacharyH527: yeah, he can Molydeus85: oh, nevermind then Molydeus85: what a stupid fucking pastor Molydeus85: they aren't supposed to reveal shit to the police, i thought Molydeus85: like, when it was confessed as a sin Molydeus85: or is that just priests? ZacharyH527: some states have laws that say you have to reveal something if someone is endangered Molydeus85: yeah, that kid was endangered alright Molydeus85: endangered to being really freaken lucky ZacharyH527: heh Molydeus85: i wanna see a picture of the teacher Molydeus85: i read a case like this before, and they showed a picture of the woman teacher, and she was BLAZINGLY hott ZacharyH527: there's a fark talkback, but I don't think there's a picture Molydeus85: i was like "WTF is she doing with some 14 year old kid?" ZacharyH527: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1616494 ZacharyH527: 2005-08-11 11:37:55 AM joften   WE NEED TO UNITE AND WRITE OUR CONGRESSMEN (and Woman) THAT THIS AND EVERY COUNT OF FEMALE TEACHER HAVING SEX WITH STUDENTS IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME. Molydeus85: agreed...it should be encouraged ZacharyH527: but not for girls ZacharyH527: are there any teachers you've had that you would tapped? ZacharyH527: or been tapped by? Molydeus85: maybe my 11th grade english teacher Molydeus85: and my freshman at college creative writing teacher, just because she was such a feminist and i'd liked to have her dominated by a guy ZacharyH527: me and Fitz had a really hot 9th grade history teacher ZacharyH527: really young too ZacharyH527: so my list would probably be her and Mr. Russo ZacharyH527: wait...I mean, just her Molydeus85: i had a teacher intern woman come in for a 9th grade english class Molydeus85: she did most of the teaching Molydeus85: and she was like 21 Molydeus85: very cute Molydeus85: i remember flirting with her...man, if only i was 20 when i met her ZacharyH527: but she would've been like 26 ZacharyH527: unless... Molydeus85: i meant like, when i met her when she was 20 Molydeus85: 21, rather ZacharyH527: yah yah ZacharyH527: http://www.h2clan.net/images/ownedfam.jpg Molydeus85: heh ZacharyH527: sometimes I feel like I'm the one that holds everyone together in the group Molydeus85: how so? ZacharyH527: I feel like certain people wouldn't deal with each other if not for me Molydeus85: who wouldnt I deal with if not for you? ZacharyH527: like you and Greg, or David and Fitz Molydeus85: Greg? i deal with Greg! ZacharyH527: but you never hang out with him without me Molydeus85: its not you that brings me and Greg together, its just whenever we hang out as a group Molydeus85: thats because you're always around when we hang out as a group Molydeus85: i always invite Greg to things that i plan ZacharyH527: yeah, but you never do anything with just him Molydeus85: you and David are the only ones i do anything with alone ZacharyH527: ditto David and Fitz ZacharyH527: why is that? Molydeus85: i dunno...just seems like if i'm gonna be in White Plains i might as well see you Molydeus85: and if you feel like hanging out with others too, then we call the crew Molydeus85: and David usually comes up here ZacharyH527: do you think there is a crucial figure? ZacharyH527: for the group Molydeus85: what do you mean by a crucial figure? ZacharyH527: without them, it'd all fall apart Molydeus85: well, not for me...i mean, i have a history and an individual relationship with all the core members of the group Molydeus85: i might see them less if the group was not together, but i'd still be in contact ZacharyH527: mmmm Molydeus85: what about you? ZacharyH527: I kinda think it's me Molydeus85: just because we hang out at your house all the time doesn't make it you ZacharyH527: well, I kinda feel that way cause like, if I'm out with Fitz he'll be like "do you know where Greg is" even if I haven't seen him all day, kinda the way David asks about you during the school year Molydeus85: well yeah, you're the organizer ZacharyH527: and I'm the only one that talks to everyone during the school year Molydeus85: but that doesn't mean you cant be replaced if you left Molydeus85: well, like, your role i mean ZacharyH527: I'll destroy the files Molydeus85: dont Molydeus85: we need those files ZacharyH527: I know, and I'll name names Molydeus85: you've been in charge of the whole Matt-Molly coverup scandal, haven't you? ZacharyH527: yeah, and I mindwiped Batman Molydeus85: i would have mindwiped Molly ZacharyH527: first touch the boobies, than mindwipe her Molydeus85: duh Molydeus85: i'm not a newb ZacharyH527: people that use the date rape pill are moders Molydeus85: people that beat women are haxs0rz ZacharyH527: women that talk back are hospital patients Molydeus85: women that dont learn get PWNED ZacharyH527: OJ Simpson is a wife beater ELITE Molydeus85: yeah, he's like level 60 ZacharyH527: I was trading Harry Potter theories with my ohio roommate today ZacharyH527: he likes my hogwarts=horcrux idea Molydeus85: yeah, and I like my Lily=Nagini=love horcrux idea ZacharyH527: wait, I thought Ginny was involved somehow Molydeus85: no, Ginny is the horcrux diary's horcrux Molydeus85: diary form of Tom Riddle made Ginny into a horcrux of his own Molydeus85: which is why she snogged up Harry so much ZacharyH527: right right Molydeus85: Family Guy is on Molydeus85: brb (Comment on this)